Spooner

Getting a boner while spooning....spooner.

Dude I was totes magoats spooning just now...major spooner.

by I_Love_You_Man_440 April 28, 2011

spooner

1. Somebody who says or does something so stupid and or retarded that they could be mistaken for someone who needs to be "spoon" fed, i.e a mentally handicapped person

Josh: "hey guys!?"

Dan & Mole: "what a spooner!"

by Mole(Flea100) January 17, 2007

Smoner

A reaction or "Boner" you get from the hot smoothie girl in the mall. A Smoner. See Broner for reference.

Dude, Brandon, That girl working over at the smoothie stand right now. Totally giving me a Smoner.

by ImpyPants. February 14, 2007

sooner

A woman (or i suppose in this politically correct age equally a man) who is very ugly indeed, at least a three bagger, that one has slept with, or might sleep with.

Derived from the fact that you would sooner bite off your own arm than move it from under her and risk waking her up the next morning.

'Look at the sooner!'
'Would you?'
'No'
'Really?'
'Definatly not!'
'She fancies you.'
'You reckon?'
'Yeah'
'Well, if I don't do any better by the end of the night...'

by TeaPee April 17, 2006

Smooter

Any name for vaginal/period blood/mucus/slickery substances.

That milf's smooter is dripping on the floor because she got fucked too hard

by k2steezy May 22, 2010

Spooner

Code for an extremely good-looking man.

"Oh my god, check it out; there's a spooner right behind you..."

by Nan Bread April 15, 2006

spooner

in football/soccer when the player skies the ball ridiculously high over the bar

open goal and he's skied it! what a spooner!
spooner! spooner!

by devilboy December 28, 2005