smoochy

someone who is really cute and squishy and you just want to moosh them all up

lokie is so smoochy!

by surfrat69 September 20, 2010

i smooch you

Derrek's substition for the three words used most inapropiatly: i love you.

"aw baby i love you."
"what the FUCK?!"
"i smooch you."
"much better."

by tyrone mista May 25, 2008

JJ Smoof

noun/adj

An imaginary character that is the coolest guy that has ever lived. His status is sought by many and obtained by none.
Someone who is acting like thier shit don't stink. These people can usually be spotted with sunglasses on in the club.

"Look at that douchebag over there trying to look like he's JJ Smoof or somebody."

or

"Nick was wearing his glasses in the club the other night like he was JJ Smoof"

or

"Rob took his shirt off 2 blocks from the beach on Saturday. He was JJ Smoofin'.

by dirkdiggler9969 May 27, 2009

smoob

Grabbing a boob, in a smooth way

Martin: "Nice smoob bro!"

by Michel-Michel August 2, 2016

smoochville

the last row of seats in a movie theater, occupied by couple who want to smooch, or kiss.

"Let's get to the theater in time to find seats in smoochville, er, I mean the back row.. I hope we can even watch the movie."

by rocksandshoals January 12, 2010

smoode

a person who is in a shitty mood

robby: hey what's up with becky today?
john: she's in a smoode

by emuhhleyy April 27, 2016

Smoochie My Coochie

When a THOT kindly asks a horny man to eat out her stanky, wookie-like coochie.
Great lyric to many top charting songs.

THOT: Hey Jeremy Lin, wanna smoochie my coochie! ;)

NEXT DAY
Jeremy Lin: Bro this thot asked me to smoochie her coochie last night
Ron Artest: Bro thats nasty

by Nurgy Shab August 14, 2018