Smilkshake

A blended mixture of smegma and milk. Similar to the consistency of a milkshake (hench the name).

In the fraternity's new hazing tradition, recruits were forced to drink smilkshakes from the vaginas of nasty old women.

by matt e. m. August 28, 2005

Tummy Sticks

Two guys lie down on the floor facing each other and both grind their erect penises against the belly of the other person. The first person to come loses.

Dub: "Do you want to play tummy sticks?"

Kurt: "Not today. My wife almost left me after she caught us playing last Tuesday. I guess we could play at your house."

by TheTruth3234 November 20, 2018

live in the sticks

a dismissive way to describe someone who hails from an unsophisticated region. The city mouse would describe the country mouse as "living in the sticks."

City dweller to country bumpkin: "You are a hick and you live in the sticks."

by nycounsel September 11, 2013

on the sticks

The act of playing playstation or xbox. The idea being that the two analog sticks on the controllers are sticks.

Hey you faggot you wanna bang? Alright man, let's get on the sticks.

by Tim Buckley September 5, 2006

Smickies

Awesome, Dope, Nice, Sweet. Another way to express your attitude towards something.

A: This skeezer stood over last night and shit got wild.
B: Smickies, yea I saw you leave with her, straight skeez

A: Beerbreakfeast tomorrow u down?
B: Smickies yea ill be there

A: I totally did your mom last night
B: Smici... Wait, What?
A: And your sister. Bitch.

by NevergetsCrankeded August 30, 2011

sticksey

Sticksey is a coot bear

Person 1: What's your coot bear name again
Person 2: Sticksey

by ac 130 inbound June 3, 2019

proper smickles

1) To be really good.
2) As replacement to okay or great.

Note: Usually said with half-hearted meaning or sarcasm OR with little or no interest in the subject of the conversation.

Example 1

Boy: Sir, is this alright?
Mr. Lowis: Yeah proper smickles

Example 2

Boy: How would you answer this question sir?
Mr. Lowis: If you need to ask that after all these lessons you are clearly not paying much attention.
James L.: Sir it's easy! You're just stupid!
Mr. Lowis: Laughter
Boy: So would it be alright if I answered it like this?
Mr. Lowis: Yep, proper smickles.
Standing Ovation

by fishyghost January 24, 2008