smartie pants

n. Delicious but fragile trousers. Good for hikers and snackers.

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I wish there were more smartie pants in the closet at the chess club.

Oh, it’s pretty crowded in there already.

by gnostic3 October 6, 2020

Rainbow smartie

When you're having a good day and you get good vibes from everyone,even though you should be in a bad mood because people treat you like crap.

Although sallie pied off Aaron,he being a rainbow smartie today,God I envy him.

by Mandelaaa October 5, 2016

Smartie

A person/character who is so cute yet so smart and wise. It is derived from the Smarties candy. Saying this to a person means that they are the sweetest and smartest person in your entire life

Ex. 1: Zhongli from Genshin Impact is such a smartie.

Ex. 2: My crush got all As on her test, she is such a smartie

by AFluffyFox November 22, 2022

Smartie Spaff

The act of shaking smarties from a tube, held at crotch height, into or onto someones face.

"Mate, let's smartie spaff that girl!"

by Sheddybear October 27, 2011

smartie bar

the phrase that is whispered by naughty older boys to bomb younger girls through textual message. a self-respecting male, or one desperate to spit raw game may only use this while under the strong influence of alcohol or ghb.

"naw, the cross streets. i need some help out. mmk, smartie bar? ;D"

by Kins-Loo March 6, 2009

smarties

those candies that i used to snort like a fucking weirdo

old me: *snorts smarties"
person that rejected me: omg ur so hot pls get with me

old me: naa im out here with the gang gang ion need no white bitch
person that rejected me: this is why i rejected u

by thewhiteonmyskiniscum February 8, 2022

the smarties

In 2021, a group of friends were playing Royale High, when someone in the server said their brother ate their smarties, a group of a few friends decided to support this stranger, and be there, that lead to a funeral. After that, we each bevame one of the smarties, this created the smartie kingdom. There were Seven smarties. Even though there may be seven smarties, only four kept their roll. Which was Peppa Pig, Luna, Boots, and Hinata. Sometimes, the smartie kingdom says food noon, to keep all of the smarties safe. It doesnt happen as much, but the smartie citizens are safe. If you ever find the smarties twerk and bow to them.

Omg did u see the smarties!!

Yes ofc, i twerked in front of them

Good

by Rickysnecktatoo December 31, 2023