Salami Smoothie

The act blending Spam, Salami, Baloney, and 15 year old Foreskin in a blend tech blender, then filling an uncircumcised penis with the substance and with a straw... sucking it out

I have never lived before I tried my first salami smoothie at that lemon party last night

by 69dingdonger May 8, 2019

Shit Smoothie

Ass piss, aka diarrhoea.

Dayum after that shit smoothie, my ass is on fire!

by earith May 10, 2014

Billionaire Smoothie

The result of a martial arts fight between two billionaires if it were held in a carbon fiber tube on the bottom of the Atlantic instead of a Las Vegas octagon

The most shocking part of the undersea cage match was not who won, but that both were instantly transformed into a billionaire smoothie after the catastrophic structural failure of their uncertified submersible.

by DeathWaffle4432 June 28, 2023

velvet smoothie

When a girl with no teeth gives you head

I knew I was in for velvet smoothie when she took her teeth out

by Fortuna November 19, 2015

Smoothie Poo

1) (n) Fecal matter with the consistency of a smoothie
2) (n) The after effects of Taco Bell or any other Fakesican fast food restaurant
3) (n) The possible after-effects of losing bowel control, due to too much anal sex
4) (n) An aquatic African
5) (n) Basically Carrot Top's face
6) (n) Definitely not an outdated meme LULZ
7) (v) The act of making a Smoothie Poo
8) (v) Very violent, uncontrollable bowel movement
9) (adj) Teh uber yumzorz!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!11!!

-I just made a Smoothie Poo!
-I took a smoothie poo in your mother and gave her a UTI.
-I just came back from Taco Bell, so I'ma obliterate your toilet with a smoothie poo.
-Dammit don't sneak up on me! You just made me smoothie poop
-WHY IS YOUR SMOOTHIE POO GREEN!!
-This cake is Smoothie Poo.

by J-ZUS October 17, 2010

cum smoothie

A drink made by having males ejaculate into a cup and adding fruits, vegetables, whipped cream and other flavorings and seasonings to make it wholesome. Depending on the variety of the males involved variations such as the Minnesota Cum Smoothie, South Indian Smoothie, 5th Ave Smoothie and such can be made.

Bob to gym friends: Hey guys, why don't y'all come over to my place and we can make ourselves a muscleman's cum smoothie.

by SantoshGeorge February 17, 2008

fish smoothie

A womens vaginal secretion from sexual stimulation. Often combined with sweat and lack of hygiene for that fishy taste.

I went down on her but and all I could taste was fish smoothie. Shes gotta learn how to wipe.

by Slowsis April 19, 2007