Slovenian Power Wank

To wank, or be wanked, in a particularly aggressive or over-enthusiastic manner. Usually involves an element of discomfort on the part of the person whose penis is being so manipulated.

Origins disputed, though commonly thought to stem from the mastubatory practices of Slovenian men, who, too used to driving tractors with rusty or stiff gear sticks, would manipulate their penises in a similarly vigorous fashion.

Nowadays if you are being wanked in such a fashion it is unlikely that the man wanking you is a genuine Slovenian tractor driver.

P: Bloody hell - he was pulling on my dick so hard it almost came off!

R: Oh - do you not enjoy a Slovenian Power Wank?

by meck meck meck meck April 5, 2010

soveryhappy

A disturbing smilie on a certain Mario fansite that have attracted some sort of cult.

Guy1: I just drank down a whole carton of milk before realizing it was spoiled.
Guy2: :soveryhappy:

by Jumpman September 14, 2004

problem solver

Used in rap, means a gun.

Ill bring my problem solver, never know when shit might get live.

by tom October 30, 2004

dildo shover

someone who shoves a dildo into the anal and vaginal area to the point of orgasm

pornstars are all dildo shovers even the straight ones

by the master 2345 December 9, 2008

slavering fangs

Fangs that slaver, i.e. the fangs of a grue. When it is mentioned on the Internet, it nearly always refers to the grues of Zork.

>up
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

> north
Oh, no! You have walked into the slavering fangs of a lurking grue!

**** You have died ****

by an elite December 4, 2009

swover

slang for switch-over. For use in place of anytime your would say "switch over".

I'd love to come to dinner but I need to water my plants and swover the laundry first.

Wait just one second Ben, I need to swover my boyfriend is on the other line.

Swover now to your grammar book and we will look at the essay which correlates with the novel we just read.

by misstank February 4, 2010

Slower Jersey

Any area south of the Driscoll Bridge of the Garden State Parkway and/or the Route 1 Corridor to TRENTON.

People below this area are definitely “DIFFERENT” than North Jersey people. Usually found to be racist inbred, lower class, red necks who drive raised pick up trucks, and enjoy many different types of Beastiality.

They claim “Jersey” as their home butmin reality, they are not welcome here.

Look at all these Slower Jersey fucks with their raised pick up trucks.

by Mr BigStuff2 June 3, 2018