the edgy edgelord fourth-born of the seven brothers from Obey Me! Shall We Date, the edgiest one and the Avatar of Wrath, or the Avatar of Cat Lovers and Emo Teens Everywhere, if you will.
boy's a furry Draco Malfoy confirmed, with his scuffled blond hair and desire to make Lucifer's life a living hell because Lucifer's the reason he exists... trust me, the context behind that's simple: Lucifer and their dad got super mad and boom, Satan spawned. did that make no sense? yes, yes, it didn't.
this is why he has daddy issues- /j
bro's the dark academia-type, always reading books, playing with cats, crushing on MC harder than me attempting to get a full combo on Project Sekai, and gossiping with Asmodeus.
did I mention he's edgy?
I swear, he'd probably make for a delightful character in Danganronpa-
"if I had to choose between you and cats, you'd make me hesitate."
he's pretty cool, I guess.
boy's a furry Draco Malfoy confirmed, with his scuffled blond hair and desire to make Lucifer's life a living hell because Lucifer's the reason he exists... trust me, the context behind that's simple: Lucifer and their dad got super mad and boom, Satan spawned. did that make no sense? yes, yes, it didn't.
this is why he has daddy issues- /j
bro's the dark academia-type, always reading books, playing with cats, crushing on MC harder than me attempting to get a full combo on Project Sekai, and gossiping with Asmodeus.
did I mention he's edgy?
I swear, he'd probably make for a delightful character in Danganronpa-
"if I had to choose between you and cats, you'd make me hesitate."
he's pretty cool, I guess.
"hey, I hope Satan wasn't too much trouble?"
"nah, he wasn't, as soon as he saw Coraline, he stopped trying to burn my house down."
"wait, who's Coraline?"
"my cat."
"ah."
"nah, he wasn't, as soon as he saw Coraline, he stopped trying to burn my house down."
"wait, who's Coraline?"
"my cat."
"ah."
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A phrase that goes around pc enthusiasts regarding the unreliability of Molex to Sata adapters in computers.
Person 1: "I am going to get a new computer!"
Person 2: "Make sure it doesn't have molex to sata cables, you know the saying "Molex to sata lose all your data", right?"
Person 2: "Make sure it doesn't have molex to sata cables, you know the saying "Molex to sata lose all your data", right?"
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Get the satan mug.A fun combination of Satan and Jesus Christ, worshipped as the sole all-powerful homocidal sociopathic meta-being who is both evil and good, who enjoys both our joy and our suffering and who wishes both life and death upon us. Amen.
by gregjockca October 14, 2010
Get the Satan Christ mug.When a group of conservative religious people, usually Christians, propagate rumors that something is satanic, demonic or evil. The propagators usually attack something for children, believing that children are gullible enough to accept every single thing as gospel truth. During satanic panics, major propaganda is spread, as the believers attempt to spread the message. In the majority or all these cases, the panic is irrational, but readers frequently accept these rumors as gospel truth.
Satanic panics started around the 1970s, when there was a rise in fundamentalism. They took full effect in the 1980s, 1990s and early 2000s. Today, few remain in the outside world, but the community is still prevalent on the internet.
Satanic panics started around the 1970s, when there was a rise in fundamentalism. They took full effect in the 1980s, 1990s and early 2000s. Today, few remain in the outside world, but the community is still prevalent on the internet.
Satanic panic examples:
1970s:
The Illuminati conspiracy was started by some person who claimed to be a Satanist, but was later proven a faker.
1980s:
Alledged backmasking in popular music, notably rock.
Some players of Dungeons & Dragons took the game too far and died, leading many to believe D&D was inherently evil, and that the game involved calling real spirits to possess people.
The Smurfs was apparently burning down villages in Puerto Rico and teaching children witchcraft.
1990s:
During the Pokemon craze, several Christian groups alledged that the game was about channeling evil spirits into children and that the type system (ex. fire, water) was teaching people into becoming neopagan witches.
Tinky Winky, the purple Teletubby, was apparently gay for being purple, carrying magic bags and wearing a tutu, and therefore alleged to make kids gay.
2000s:
Harry Potter was apparently telling children that witchcraft is real and encouraging children to become sorcerers.
Yu-Gi-Oh was programming children to become Satanists and Freemasons.
1970s:
The Illuminati conspiracy was started by some person who claimed to be a Satanist, but was later proven a faker.
1980s:
Alledged backmasking in popular music, notably rock.
Some players of Dungeons & Dragons took the game too far and died, leading many to believe D&D was inherently evil, and that the game involved calling real spirits to possess people.
The Smurfs was apparently burning down villages in Puerto Rico and teaching children witchcraft.
1990s:
During the Pokemon craze, several Christian groups alledged that the game was about channeling evil spirits into children and that the type system (ex. fire, water) was teaching people into becoming neopagan witches.
Tinky Winky, the purple Teletubby, was apparently gay for being purple, carrying magic bags and wearing a tutu, and therefore alleged to make kids gay.
2000s:
Harry Potter was apparently telling children that witchcraft is real and encouraging children to become sorcerers.
Yu-Gi-Oh was programming children to become Satanists and Freemasons.
by udusers1 November 28, 2011
Get the satanic panic mug.Pronouncing a curse word or undesirable entity such as hell, satan, damn, ect. with similar acoustics but slightly differently to acheive the same meaning but in a pussified way. Originating from NHL hockey announcers when they started pronouncing Miroslav Satan's name as 'Satahn', instead of Satan, as to not offend any "Joe Bible" viewers.
Joe: "Darn it, I locked my keys in the car!"
Bob: "You pussy, why do you have to use the satahnic version of damn?"
Bob: "You pussy, why do you have to use the satahnic version of damn?"
by Vanhoven June 1, 2009
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