greedy sandwhich

when a girl wraps her legs around a guy and grabs his balls and says "these are mine!"

"She gave me the greedy sandwhich this morning," he said shaking his head.

by Jane Chaos May 17, 2010

sandwhich

dextromethorphan, the act of consuming a whole bottle of cough syrup pills to achieve an extreme feeling of confusion and bliss.

"Hey Oriann, why are you stealthing around like that?" "Oh, I popped a sandwhich and now I am invisible."

by souperman November 4, 2007

sangwich

a meal consisting of meat and cheese enveloped by bread eaten by a Cuban or a man/woman of Cuban descent.

Hey meng, they didn't put any papa frita on this Cuban Esteak Sangwich

by Davdav2000 January 3, 2005

Sangwhich

A sandwhich that has anything foodlike on it....You can put
spaghetti on a sangwhich and it would be alright....My sister and I make sangwhiches quite frequently and they are the best kind of sandwhich in the world....Someone should market the idea and sell it in stores and food places.

Paish: "Hey chels will you make me a sangwhich?"
Chels: "I can't friend we are all out of bread."
Paish: " Improvize on the whole bread thing."

by Paish November 17, 2006

Ham Sandwhich

When you are having sex with an old lady, take her flabby vagina lips and stick them between her butt cheeks, and make her clinch her butt cheeks so the vagina lips stick out in between then jerk off into the middle of it, and take a bite.

One day matt was feeling quite hungry and wanted a Ham Sandwhich. Later on an idea poped into his head. Soon there after he went to a retirement home. He met up with an elderly lady by the name of Thelma. Knowing back in the day that she use to be quite the piece of meat, he soon pitched his idea. He made her take off her pants and pull down her diaper and stretch her flabby vagina lips between her butt cheeks and clinch her butt cheeks down on to her vagina lips. Not long after, he whiped out his sad excuse for a penis, and jerked off with what little sperm he could onto the vagina lips. After that still being quite hungry he took a nice bite out of it, solving his empty stomach.

by Crusty Jizz September 22, 2008

Sangwich

A sandwich with the super-sandwich powers of good taste.

When making a sangwich, take care of your ingredients and they will take care of you.

by David Harris (mgoblue3296) February 8, 2009

Vegimite Sandwhich

Of which a man takes a dump inbetween a ladys boobs.

Jonno; hey Leo what you do this weekend???

Leo; ahh not much hey just gave tims mother a Vegimite Sandwhich

by Lehoes titties May 23, 2008