Baby Simba

While eating a girl out put three fingers in her butthole. Then smear the dookie across her forehead like lion king.

I gave this girl the baby simba last night. She’s ready to lead the pack.

by D-Mac86 May 16, 2018

simba

Somewhat bum like dartplayer from the Netherlands. Uses his pony tail to clean ashtrays in the local bar.

See the above.

by S1W November 27, 2003

Simba

Noun. Male, found in Switzerland, whose life is a mess.

Jan: Hi Simba! How are you doing? I have been really efficient, waking up at 8am to read about economics and then I went swimming for one hour. Since then I have spent the day trying to maximise the floor space in my big room. How about you?
Simba: I'm ok, I slept until 6pm and haven't really done anything. I feel tired and I can't find my room keys.
Jan: Your life is a mess.

by Maharison May 4, 2005

Simhaism

The intense urge to make fun of people with stunted growth. It is quite common among orthodox people and idiots. It has been observed since the ancient period.

Bring some Simhaism in your attitude.
Dont be so simhaistic

by Percyfreak July 14, 2014

Simba

Bust a nut on your girl scoop some up and smear it on her forehead and whisper Simba

"Scoops some cum off her stomach with my thumb and rubs it on her forehead.....looks in her eyes and whispers Simba"

by DrakoRamirez January 25, 2017

simba

A person who is white with some rastafarian qualities.

Courtney got a dread in her hair, she's such a simba.

Hesh is so stoned, he's a cute little simba.

by RB86 January 2, 2010

Simaism

The art of getting the first letter of the first word mixed with the second letter of the second word - or visa versa.....

1 - So sorry I did not call back but i "pucked up my fuc code" simaism and could not access my mobile.

2 - My bears are eyely open.

3 - I do not want to grow up and be a farted kipper (carpet fitter)

4 - Am sure you met ge!

And all true and bithout a weverage

by simamb January 15, 2009