shwiney

Something that shines in the light and is very pretty

GIRL UR PHONE CASE IS SHWINEY!!

by Gooooooddddd damnnnnnnnn May 15, 2018

shizenhower

When you become the President of the United States at 12.00, but end up in a state of surprise by 12.30

Mate: "Bro I shagged your mom last night!"
You: "Shizenhower"

by Does your momma know that? May 23, 2018

Shwife

A married woman who used to be a man.

I’d love to stay for another beer, but my shwife needs to get a wax.

by House Shwife June 17, 2018

Shwizzy

When you first start feeling fucked up

I'm feeling pretty shwizzy

by Shwizz master October 18, 2018

Shwine

The shittiest wine.

This is by far the shwine I’ve tasted

by Dutte October 22, 2018

Shizen kraut

Homemade Cabbage condiment. Cabbage that has been fermented in an arse cavity or persons bowel. Pickled preserved shit flavoured cabbage.

Would you like some shizen kraut with your meat and three vege.

by PJC71 March 27, 2019

shwizzle

shwizzle. shwizzle is a word to describe someone who is always being rude to someone, and can be used in a nice way, to describe how someone has done their hair.

boyfriend; “oh hey babes, you look very shwizzle today”
girlfriend; “thanks honey”

by finleekeegan October 22, 2019