The Shower Shuffle is an often surprisingly rhythmic set of motions one takes part in during a shower. Including quick side-to-side or forward and aft movements. The wet and slippery surface of the shower floor lends itself well to slippage of the feet; making the act even more representative of the dance class known as the shuffle. The Shower Shuffle is caused by inconsistent water temperature (often much too hot) that said person is trying to avoid. It is most common in older buildings with poor plumbing, because a simple flushing of a toilet, or turning on of a sink, can result in the expulsion of boiling hot water from the shower-head.
Male 1: F*** dude, I was just doing the Shower Shuffle like mad and I still got like 3rd degree burns on my back.
Male 2: Ya that’s why I shower early in the morning or late at night. Less activity means less chance I get burned.
Male 1: I guess.
Male 2: Also man, use the shower on the left, its way better at keeping a constant temperature.
Male 1: Ya no, I’m not gunna use that one cause I know you piss in it.
Male 2: True fact. True fact.
Male 2: Ya that’s why I shower early in the morning or late at night. Less activity means less chance I get burned.
Male 1: I guess.
Male 2: Also man, use the shower on the left, its way better at keeping a constant temperature.
Male 1: Ya no, I’m not gunna use that one cause I know you piss in it.
Male 2: True fact. True fact.
by Yellow Enzo September 29, 2012
Get the Shower Shufflemug. by Kyarren November 11, 2015
Get the Urban Shufflemug. A dance to the song “Need 2” by Pinegrove. It expresses having a lust for life. A love for life. An understanding of the need for LIVING. For experiences. For love. For trying new things. For being brave. For putting yourself out there. Live.
“Yo, that person has no clue how to Pinegrove shuffle.”
“Homie. It’s not about dancing it the right way. It’s just about dancing it.”
“Damn man. That’s deep.”
“Homie. It’s not about dancing it the right way. It’s just about dancing it.”
“Damn man. That’s deep.”
by breadbreadbread. June 17, 2023
Get the Pinegrove Shufflemug. by Arthur J. Grobblegrock January 18, 2012
Get the the ramos shufflemug. When you are having sex with a girl in missionary and you pull out and shuffle up her body like a crab and cum in her face. Absolutely electic move
I wanted to cum on her face but I was too far away, so I had to pull a Louisville shuffle to get up there.
by Derbychaser2019 May 5, 2019
Get the Louisville Shufflemug. A dance made famous by Former Bengals Running back Icky Woods. Famously known for doing the shuffle after scoring.
The dance is done by holding the football in the right hand and stomping the right foot and pushing the ball to the right , then switching hands and doing it the other way, usually done 3-4 times, then you drop the football, put your hand in the air with only your index finger up and spinning it in a circle while shaking your hips.
The dance is done by holding the football in the right hand and stomping the right foot and pushing the ball to the right , then switching hands and doing it the other way, usually done 3-4 times, then you drop the football, put your hand in the air with only your index finger up and spinning it in a circle while shaking your hips.
by Metsfan22 November 17, 2010
Get the Icky Shufflemug. Crossing more than 3 lanes of traffic in a vehicle without pausing or using a turnsignal, usually to get to an exit.
by bdguyjersey April 2, 2006
Get the jersey shufflemug.