shmoah

the softest, warmest and most gentle breeze to ever touch your soul.

I love Shmoa

by KDMC June 22, 2004

shlopper

an extremely large dick that can just be whipped out to slap hoes in the face. see shlong

"i whipped out my shlopper and slapped that damn hoe good"

by [Ŵå¥ň€]™ May 15, 2005

shmopped

To get shit on and mopped on in convincing fashion

OOOOOOOOOOHHHH THAT NIGGA GOT SHMOPPED!!!!!

by Carlos Danger Jr November 24, 2013

shmoah

Utter arrogance contrasted sharply by a strong sense of humility

You're such a shmoah!

by The Muse July 23, 2004

shmobin

1. A demented acid induced trip where you assume the role of a flying spider monkey who flings his own shit everywhere in an orgasmic, psychodelic vortex of prismatic vibrancy.

2. HAHAHAHOHOHOHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHA™

1. I am Shmobin... FLYING MONKEY POWER!!!

2. HAHAHAHOHOHOHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHA™

by shifty eyed goat May 7, 2004

Shmobag

A derogatory term, much like shmuck. A word suspectibly made up by a person who was out of insults, much like saying "Your mom!"

"You're stupid"
"Shut up you shmobag"

by XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX September 12, 2005

shmogoonagoolagin

A very hard fuck or a very very very hard fuck.

"I shmogoonagoolagin'd her in the ass you retarted fucker"

by .....uh..ok February 12, 2005