shmig dick

the morning-after effects on one's penis after a night of getting shmiggy. symptoms include urinating laundry detergent, blisters, and in some cases your penis falling off

yo, she just gave me dome and i got gnarley shmig dick!

by dkjhg iun4 March 23, 2009

shmeg

semen, the product of male ejaculation; a coarse phrase for cum.

that man just shmegged in my mouth!

by sexual smurf June 17, 2005

shmeg

the little peices of weed at the bottom of a bag that are too small to do anything with.

"do you wanna smoke a bowl?" "sorry man, all i have left is some shmegs"

by Adam January 21, 2004

Shmegal

A person who is unwanted or an outcast.

"Look at that shmegal...urgh"

by Kryptonite23 October 17, 2009

Shmig

to fuzz a cat in the hoonas

I want to give that cat a shmig!

by jimbo Ellis December 31, 2007

shmiggy

the act of shooting up heroin and PCP into one's penis. originating from northern California's central coast

yo, i was at the club gettin shmiggy with it last night and now i got mad shmig dick

by ekv frnhfir March 23, 2009

shmigma

When one doesnet clean the head of his penis (one with a foreskin) and gets a goey green shit comming out of the head of their nob

Man that guy has some awful shmigma

by devon April 24, 2003