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Shitzkrieg

When that extra sauerkraut you ordered for your hotdog decides to invade and blast through your intestines in a rather quick manner. Your asshole will feel like it just had a close-up in the weirdest of weird german porn movies.

Said to be especially nasty when you're wasted on german beer.
Grandson: Damn krauts shitzkrieged my fucking ass last night...

Polish Grandpa: I feel ya, boy. I feel ya.
by KaiserSJ October 6, 2016
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shlitter

short for "shitty litter." The left over remnants and pieces of a big shit that does not make it down the bowl when flushed. Can be floaters (in the water) or stickies (on the side of the bowl).
"Hey, who left all the shlitter in the crapper!?"
by Jack Hughman January 22, 2017
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Shnitzeling

If you know what Fuckening is, shnitzeling is worse. It is basically news that ruin your day more than it's already ruined by the fuckening
I could feel Shnitzeling news approaching me.
This Shnitzel could last me a whole year
by Mosquitoeater99 July 30, 2019
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Shlotzie

A Moroccan grilled cheese sandwich traditionally served with bananas, gummy bears and a chocolate chilly sauce.

A shlotzie is usually served at sheering parties and other community events.
This dish is only made on a green plate
However when served on a red plate is called: "a grilled cheese sandwich"
Just went to a Moroccan event, the shlotzie was really yummy.
by Brian propodopolis October 16, 2019
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Shnitzle Floogen

The period of time when you and your friends are together and start to make up random phrases to surpass the urge to sleep.
”Me and reece were up past Shnitzle Floogen lastnight and shit got crazy bro”
by ScaryBiskits February 2, 2020
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shitzadent

1.)(noise) When your pooping and the noise that comes out sounds like tires squealing in a car accident. 2.) (action) you have to poop so bad you almost or don’t make it to the bathroom. Something that could make you prairedog
I almost had a shitzadent. Or I had a shitzadent.
by Atoddler July 1, 2020
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Shitznity

Shitznity is used when you do have anything logical to say that is somewhat appropriate to a PG13 audience and above

Rather using WTF - Oh, Shitznity! Is somewhat classy
Ohhhh Shitznity! Are you kidding me?
Or rather using “Ohhhh, Snap!” You say, “Ohhhhhh, Shitznity!”

When you’ve accidentally stepped on a Lego piece and rather cursing - Shitznity! Is the WT#%^
by ButterflizGhost February 20, 2022
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