V. First, you take a big old steaming shit in the middle of the floor. Then, you perform a Chuck Norris roundhose kick on some bitch so she falls down. Finally, while she is knocked out, you roll her in the heap of shit until she is completely covered. As an optional follow-up maneuver, depending on how pissed you are you could do the Donnie Yuen shadow cunt-kick.(this is where you draw an imaginary semi-circle in front of you with your toe, lift your robes and shadow kick that bitch square in the cunt.)
"What's wrong with you today, Charlie?"
"Ah, my old lady was givin' me a hard time last night."
"Well, if she's being that much of a cunt to ya, you oughtta give her the ol' Chuck Norris Shitkick"
"Ah, my old lady was givin' me a hard time last night."
"Well, if she's being that much of a cunt to ya, you oughtta give her the ol' Chuck Norris Shitkick"
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Superman: The "S" stands for "Superman".
Batman: And "shitlick fagwoman".
Superman: Yes, and shitlick fagwoman.
Batman: And "shitlick fagwoman".
Superman: Yes, and shitlick fagwoman.
by Bad Mojo July 13, 2004
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Get the SHITFLICKER mug.When you go to change the baby's diaper and the shit goes so high up on the diaper it actually goes onto their back and clothes.
by BartonJay September 8, 2005
Get the shitback cadillac mug.People who have something good happen to them should be happy and fulfilled, have some purpose in their lifel and prove that life is good and they can spread the goodness around.
But some of them blow it because they can't control their reactions to their good fortune. It all turns to shit and their life is therefore more crappy than it would have ever been if they didn't have that really good luck happen to them in the first place.
Someone like that is a shitbritches.
But some of them blow it because they can't control their reactions to their good fortune. It all turns to shit and their life is therefore more crappy than it would have ever been if they didn't have that really good luck happen to them in the first place.
Someone like that is a shitbritches.
by notalottogiotto March 17, 2010
Get the Shitbritches mug.1. (noun) An individual so boss at everything they do that other people often feel like their life just got fucked by one giant dick made out of shit. This individual loves to fuck bitches in every hole, including that sweet sweet pussy, but when the opportunity arises (or even sometimes when it doesn't) they're going for anal. Fat, skinny, white, black...when you're a true shitdick you're job is to please everyone, most importantly yourself.
2. (verb) The act of embarrassing somebody tremendously at something they think they are the shit at, usually ending with them running to cry to their mothers only to find the shitdick already balls deep in that ass.
2. (verb) The act of embarrassing somebody tremendously at something they think they are the shit at, usually ending with them running to cry to their mothers only to find the shitdick already balls deep in that ass.
1. "Man that guy just fucked three girls in the bathroom and they're all still walking like they have his giant dick in their ass."
"Yep, that one there's a true shitdick."
2. They were losing badly but staged a comeback in the last two minutes by shitdicking all over their opponents.
"Yep, that one there's a true shitdick."
2. They were losing badly but staged a comeback in the last two minutes by shitdicking all over their opponents.
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