Sheldon

Incompetent Shrek-like dude with a microscopic penis as he overcompensates by driving large trucks to appear like a bigger man.

Hey this ugly dude just pulled up to a restaurant in his ram truck and it appears his underwear is packed with fruits and vegetables to make his penis look bigger as he must be a Sheldon!

by Boyznthehood April 25, 2025

Sheldon

A complete chode freeloader with limited intellectual capacity/manhood.

My friend Sheldon couldn't afford a house,so his parents gave him their house, but he couldn't stop gambling and used the house as collateral for a loan. Who's that guy with a shreklike wife that constantly berates him? Oh his name is Sheldon as he has no balls!

by Smallpena June 13, 2025

Sheldon

Sheldon is a name of a goofy male with effeminate features like big breasts and limited manhood that has severe mental deficiencies.

Hey what's wrong with that obese boy acting weird and licking paint off the wall? He must be a Sheldon. Why is that big guy acting weird and eating poop off the ground? His name must be Sheldon!

by Tarajoyce94 April 22, 2025

Sheldon

this guy is the nicest person I've met

Sheldon is always selfless you know. you need a Sheldon

by Chollak July 2, 2022

Sheldon

The equivalent of a vagina whisperer that is a male, instead of a lesbian.

OMG, Sheldon is such a vagina whisperer, and glad I'm not a lesbian...

by The V.W. June 1, 2024

sheldon turner

Tierra Reynolds's Boyfriend

Hi I'm Sheldon Turner.

by Tamale August 2, 2017

Doing a Sheldon

To lock down a plan, have comprehensive actions and defined ownership and to basically bad ass it

Judy is doing a Sheldon on the project and make sure we are absolutely clear on what we are doing, when we are doing and who is going to do it! We are so bad ass.

by HardDimension June 26, 2024