Shexting

The skillful yet difficult art of texting in the shower, while trying to keep your phone from getting completely wet.

Jan: "So what are you up to?"

Steve: "Taking a shower. Shexting is a lot harder than it sounds!"

by SPARTAN-111 May 21, 2010

Heathing

To have sex while standing up in a chair.

aye yo dog i was just heathing the shit outcho girl

by truffdog January 1, 2012

cookie sheeting

the act of slapping your current sexual partner in the face with a cookie sheet right after you say something really really silly to get them to look at you, usually pre-orgasm.

him: "You can't get off while biting the pillow like that, you could hurt your self!!"
her: "huwhat?!!"
*THUNK!*
her: "My fucking head asshole!!

by The5thHorseman November 12, 2004

shmeating

a verb used to describe one who is not being cool at the moment, but in reality is a true sweetheart.

Marley was shmeating it up when she decided not to frolic in public.

by tnkrbell February 16, 2010

seethingly

In a seething manner; Furiously; in a rage

The surrounding lighter area, or penumbra, of each spot seethingly covered with texture.

by heyitszening September 17, 2013

shearing my llama

Shaving your cooter.

I've waited too long, now I need some help shearing my llama.

by Lizardo Moonboner April 16, 2014

Sheeting up

When a cowardly inmate doesn't get their way so they put a sheet up to block the view into their cell. The purpose is to teach the C/O's a lesson but ultimately only hurts the douche bag

inmate who put the sheet up.

Some PC case inmate is sheeting up.
I'm sheeting up, that'll show the C/O's.
PC case has sheeted up again.

by Keith McKalister November 22, 2018