scottish breakfast

You take a slice of warm haggis and place it over someone's asshole. You then slide your cock through the greasy haggis patty and into the now slippery butthole, preferably in the morning.

I ran out of lube this morning so I fried up some haggis and surprised my girlfriend with a big hot Scottish breakfast.

by Greatscott December 2, 2013

Scottish meatgrinder

After a male has anal sex with a drunken woman, she gives him a blowjob but bites down drawing blood.

"Hey dave i went to a bar last night and got some ass, but she gave me a Scottish meatgrinder

by Poptarts303 April 26, 2011

Scottish Person

By definition we are nutters and have a accent nobody but us can do.

Ya ken my wee pal drove 250 miles for a 100% sugar Irn Bru.

To others a Scottish Person does nothing but drink beer

by An anonymous scottish person October 15, 2019

Scottish accent

Scottish accent

Scottish accent

by SubToPewdiepieOrIbreakurbones June 13, 2019

scottish football

the most entertaining , exciting and competitive league in football

scottish football is amazing

by yolomateymoo February 16, 2013

Scottish Juice

A beautiful entity from Scotland.

The most beautiful...

"Look at that Scottish Juice..."
"Sweet Scottish Juice..."

lovely and sweet.

by Skib-a -de-do September 16, 2008

Scottish Hibernation

Occurs during the winter when a bear, most commonly of the grizzly or kodiak family, needs to find a nice warm cozy spot to take a several month long nap. What separates this special type of hibernation from the usual kind is that this bear finds a ridiculously floppy va-jay-jay and crawls inside it for the duration of the cold months.

Tom: Hey did you see Patty walk by? It looks like she's put on about 400 pounds in the pelvic region!

Stan: I know, I noticed that as well. Then again, it's almost winter, so I bet that bear we saw in the forest the other day is getting ready for a Scottish Hibernation.

by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 27, 2009