Anus Satan

Anus Satan is a satan that comes to you in your sleep and violates your anus

Anus Satan has come to rape your soul.

by Sexy Rock in the Neighbor's Yard May 16, 2008

Hot as Satan's Taint

A simile meant to convey the overbearing heat and/or stuffiness of an environment.

The AC in Evan's jeep is broken, so the cab was hot as Satan's taint during our six hour trek to Purdue.

by KurayamiShikaku February 8, 2010

Šatan

n. Miroslav Šatan (born October 22, 1974 in Jacovce, Czechoslovakia) is a Slovak professional ice hockey right winger who, as of the 2009 season, is an unrestricted free agent in the National Hockey League. He was drafted in 1993 by the Edmonton Oilers, but had his greatest success with the Buffalo Sabres. The last NHL team for whom he sKated was the Pittsburgh Penguins in 2008.

The proper Slovak pronunciation of his surname is "SHAH-tahn."

Šatan became the first player ever to win a World Championship in Pools A, B, C as well as a Stanley Cup.

by Dan Weyandt November 23, 2009

SAAB 96 V4

A Swedish designed and made saloon car 1966-1980, an evolution of the original SAAB 92. When the SAAB 96 was launched with V4 four stroke power (courtesy of the Ford Taunus), replacing a three cylinder two stoke engine, a sometimes rather tempermental (although hugely successful competitively) car became a seriously useful and reliable everyday vehicle. Also available as an estate (SAAB 95 V4).

So much for so little, a free wheel system in the transmission gives smooth driving and clutchless gearchanging on the move, folding rear seats offer a good five feet of load length (even more in the estate version), dual circuit brakes, a heated drivers seat (1972 onwards) and above all toughness. To live with one of these solid little cars throgh good times and bad is to get to know one of the greatest motor cars ever made, The SAAB 96 V4.

by Simon Lucas January 19, 2006

Satan's cock

many loads of cum, frozen in a condom. Frozen cum in the shape of a penis.

Lisa took the satan's cock out of the freezer and sucked on it a while.

by iswallow34 October 7, 2008

saab

An innovative Swedish automobile manufacturer known for its efficient, high performance turbocharged engines, aircraft design heritage and first-in-class safety.

Saabs are often considered the choice car for people less concerned with fitting in with a crowd, such as those who purchase autmobiles manufactured by BMW, Mercedes, Lexus and other preimum marques, but more concerned with originality, technology and efficiency.

In the market for a premium car, Rob wanted something that would never bore him; he chose a Saab.

While the yuppie masses scoot along in their 3-series BMWs and boring Lexuses, a Saab flys by in a turbocharged rush.

by linvect December 28, 2005

Satan's Asshole

Slang term for the DMV or Department of Motor Vehicles. This is a place where one would spend a minumum of two hours, at least in New York, if that person gets there as soon as it opens.

Friend 1: Where have you been all day?
Frined 2: I've been stuck at Satan's Asshole for three and a half hours.

by MrStuddly August 6, 2011