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sucks my butt 

A phrase used

a) when a situation is so uncomfortable, you'd feel almost less awkward if someone was sucking your butt. Granted, the butt would be the least favorable of places on a human body, any body actually, to suckle.

b) to express extreme distaste or misfortune in a situation.

c) to get people's attention. (With such a profound remark, your hopes, desires, questions and concerns will all be met by this simple phrase.)
I just made out with my cousin and I don't live in West Virginia! Sucks my butt!

Sucks my butt! I couldn't find the light switch in your bathroom and I really had to take a dump...where's your broom?

Frank: SUCKS MY BUTT! I can't find the chips!

Hot Chick: BBQ?

Hot Chick 2: Cheddar?

Hot Chick 3: Salt & Vinegar?
sucks my butt by reelnice June 15, 2011
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sucks camel dick 

An exclamation of agony to a shitty situation
Mom: Okay sweetie you have a dentist appointment at 8:40 saturday morning.
Kid: Mommy, your scheduling sucks camel dick!
sucks camel dick by laurenbee123 December 21, 2010

sucks the big dick 

1. adj. Describing something horrific, or at least undesirable.

2. v. Dies.
When you suck the big dick, that really sucks the big dick!

sucks to be you 

A phrase. It's typically used by a person with few or no problems against someone who has told a woeful story about a major problem or terrible event that has recently occured to them that will not be put behind them anytime soon.
Mike: "My life is in the shitter... My wife left me, my dog was hit by a car and killed, I've lost my job, I found out I have cancer, and I need another beer!"

John: "Damn Mike! Sucks to be you!"

sucks and blows 

An atrocity so horrific that neither "sucks" nor "blows" is sufficient as a descriptor.
"Shit dude, that lady just jacked my winning lottery ticket. This sucks and blows."
sucks and blows by kah February 21, 2004

Sucks me off 

When a person, hopefully a girl, gives a man a blow job.
My girlfriend sucks me off after 7 hours of having sex.
Sucks me off by TheFuck69 March 16, 2017

sucks my ass 

When something is stupid or lame it sucks your ass
That movie sucks my ass!!!
sucks my ass by Becky Clark June 11, 2008