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stitsgooner

The Stitsgooner is a rare breed of American Male, mostly from the Gen X generation. They are found in a small, rural region of Upstate NY centered around the thriving metropolis of Horseheads. Characteristics include mild-success at hunting, avid sportsball fanatic, and the tendency to be very loud.
Oh good lord.... Stitsgooner is here. 69!!!!!
by Stitsgooner March 27, 2023
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Statstrology

Statstrology was originally coined by Greg Guevara in 2023. It is implicitly derived from the word "Astrology". It is used in reference to when a person interprets data and extracts dubious meaning from it, usually without solid/unironic basis or understanding of it (and/or the data itself is dubious). Essentially, looking at data and seeing what you want to see.
"Look, this guy just came to the conclusion that 85% of goats love carrot cake whilst observing the strong correlation between sea levels and how much money I have in my bank account. He must be really into Statstrology"
by Southh May 18, 2023
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statsmaxxing

becoming the best version of yourself by focusing on your looks, money and other goals
have you seen John he wasn't at school today?
he's out statsmaxxing
by Jackkkky January 28, 2024
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statsmaxxing

becoming the best version of yourself by gaining money, improving your looks, knowledge and social circle
John hasn't been to school today because he's statsmaxxing, he could be in a casino
by Jackkkky January 28, 2024
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STPTSD

STPTSD is a form of ptsd through sexual transmission, in other words its sexually transmitted post traumatic stress disorder
Hey man, rumor says she has stptsd so try to take it a little slower in the bedroom.
by Astrodoes May 24, 2024
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Statsmaxxing

When you hit a bottleneck in a game so you do what you can to gain and make use every bit of stat you have just to get past a certain level.
The game got so hard that i had to resort to statsmaxxing to finally defeat the boss after countless failed attempts.
by amkylee July 3, 2024
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ststsufuckup

Frank: "Holy fuck I wanna fucking ststsufuckup Bartholomew."

Umi: "Okay"
by Kaishi Takahashi December 30, 2024
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