Snailing About

To snail about is to wander with no purpose. Commonly walked slowly. It might be used as another term for lollygagging

Fulan on the phone: Hey Illan what are you doing?

Illan: Oh I'm just snailing about

by CzarBigBoss May 30, 2018

Snail Down!

1. The BEST show on television!

2. A skit on the Eric Andre show where Hannibal Buress dresses in a green bodysuit with a snail-shaped spiral attached to the back. This skit is similar to Bird Up!, except Snail Down! is much better.

Hannibal Buress: "Yo fuck Bird Up! it's time for Snail Down!"
*Bird Up! theme in reverse*

by owo what's this??? November 1, 2018

Slippery Snail

(n.) the female version of the tea bag that results in a trail of vaginal mucous reminiscent of a snail slime trail.

Scraddy can't tea bag because he has no balls. Instead his girl gave him a slippery snail.

by Chiapete August 27, 2007

snail trails

noun.the secretions of the vagina

After a night of heavy petting and intercourse,the sheets were painted with snail trails.

by lance January 19, 2005

gary the snail

Spongebob's pet snail, who might be smarter than Spongebob. 🐌

Is your favorite character on Spongebob Gary the Snail?

by Rikerlicious January 26, 2015

Snail Sniffer

Men names Marshall who get salty when they can’t find the snail.

Marshall is a “salty snail sniffer”

by The_og_giraffe November 9, 2021

Gym Snail

The sweat mark left on gym equipment by your ass when you get up

Dude did you see the gym snail that guy left on the shoulder press machine?

I have to put a towel under my ass, because I am scared I am going to leave a "gym snail" on the equipment!

by weezee6467 January 18, 2011