smudging

The act of striking multiple matches, after a particular evil bowel movement; in the hope of banish the evil.

I spend the whole day smudging the apartment after that All You A Eat, White Chili dinner.

by BigSteveBrown January 4, 2013

smuddling

The combined acts of smooching and cuddling that create an energy field creating the math equation of 1+1 = 3.

When Karen finds the man who enjoys smuddling with her as much as she enjoys smuddling with him, she will ask this one of a kind wonderful man how much is 1 + 1 and he will answer 3.

by 10popsicletoes April 14, 2008

Smudge Party

when two or more girls go into the bathroom to wipe off the smudged eyeliner under their eyes. Usually seen at a party or other setting where girls would feel the need to wear excessive eyeliner..

guy 1: "Hey where'd all the chicks go?"
guy 2: "They're in the bathroom having a smudge party"

by pseudonym664 December 6, 2009

smurfd

to be slapped in the face by a small painted blue penis

man yestuday i got smurfd by my boyfriend and it took me a while to get the paint off

by gage helton July 18, 2011

Smüfendorfe

A dragon-like creature that has turkey legs, spider arms, long neck and tail, horns, snakes's tongue and two sets of wings. One set is the primary, a large set of wings on its back resembling those of a very large bird; the other set is the secondary, resembling those of poultry. It is very rarely seen by humans, infact, it has only been seen by one person named Jerry. He says they start life the size of a coin, growing to the size of a three story building. They live in Jerry's backyard, and he used to communicate with them before he betrayed and killed one. Just ask Jery about them...

"Dude, I think I just saw a Smüfendorfe!"

by Definer of Smüfendorfe December 5, 2011

smurfdaddy

Smurfdaddy (n.)

Also smurf-daddy,

1. A small, elderly man who lavishes money, protection and connections on convictionless political hopefuls; in return, he requires that you kiss his ring.

2. (Slang): A variant of sugar-daddy for the political realm. A former politician who still yields enormous power within the political realm and has overt control over the fledglings that want to participate in politics.

2014, from smurf (from the French "Schtroumpf") + daddy.(colloquial diminutive of dad, from child's speech, nearly universal and probably prehistoric )

Use: “That incumbent won't survive the upcoming election, his challenger has a smurfdaddy”.

by NH_Braveheart May 23, 2014

Smuddle

Being cuddled to the point of smothering

Dude get off me, you're smuddling me!
This girl is so clingy. All she wants to do is smuddle.

by Kittycat579 April 2, 2015