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Homer Simpson

by Ricky June 20, 2003
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Maggie Simpson

Age: 01 (or 02)
Enemy: Gerald the one eyebrowed baby
Greatest Feat: Saving the Family
Thought IQ: 167
Words Spoken: 7 ("Dada" and "You're the reason I can't talk" to Bart)
Times shot Mr. Burns: 2
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Pacifiers, and Hurting People, including Homer.
Maggie while just a baby is still a lot more liked than Lisa. When she grows up in the future, she's actually pretty good looking.
by G-Union February 24, 2004
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female simp

A female who overvalues a man who wouldn't do the same back. Mainly girls who fall for guys that will only hurt and cheat on them but continues to chase after them any chance they get.
Girl 1: "Is she really dating that guy again? He's cheated on her three times already!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, she always falls for his sappy excuses and refuses to ever leave him. She's such a female simp."
by energum January 30, 2020
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Brad Simpson

Brad Simpson’s is sex on legs , end of.
by Grunge Baby January 19, 2019
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Simp bait

When anyone, but mainly ‘hot’ women, bait or order a simp to do anything for her/him.
Mostly an aim to fool with possibility of publicly humiliation and make fun of said simp or even gain financial or materialistic assets.
Female: “buy me the latest phone and maybe I’ll consider dating you.”

Simp: “okay baby!”

Female to her following “I managed to simp bait this dude out of a phone!”
by Llupeyy March 11, 2020
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Simp for kageyama

You are not basic just because a lot of people simp for him, you have taste, you are not basic there just hard core kenma simps and think there better then you
Simp for kageyama, we’ve all done it
by milkksenpai October 6, 2020
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Simpbilly

\ ˈsimp bi-lē \ origin: American, middle 2021
A portmanteau of Simp and Hillbilly. A subgenre of contemporary country where the lyrics unabashedly put the female subject of the song on a pedestal, often to cringe-inducing effect.

Notable practitioners of this dark art include Thomas Rhett, Brantley Gilbert, and the high-priest Sam Hunt.
Simpbilly example from Jason Aldean's "You Make It Easy" :

"Stealin' kisses under cover, babe
See forever when I see your face
And I swear, God made you for me
You make it easy lovin' up on you
Make it easy with every little thing you do
You're my sunshine in the darkest days
My better half, my savin' grace
You make me who I wanna be"
by Pitcher in the Rye August 30, 2021
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