shittonne

A lot. Simply a variation on shit-ton.

Man, there were a shittonne of people at that concert.

by Dylan1012y July 12, 2009

shitton

An ambibously large number, larger than a crapton, but less than a holyfuckton

Well the original had 29,000 transistors, and the P4 has about 55 million... so to sum it up... a shitton

by Celt June 10, 2003

Shitton

A lot of something. Like a shitload. Usually asked for through drive through windows.

Worker: Do you want any sauce with that?

Guy: Yeah can I get a Shitton of Del Scorcho?

by NDUB3 February 22, 2011

Holy Shitton

An ambiguously large number that is at least twice as large as a shitton, a portmanteau of "Holy Shit" and "Shitton"

Clone 12995: Dude, I just ate a holy shitton of enchiladas from Taco Clone!

Clone 65952: You're gonna shit yourself on the mission, you know.

Clone 12995: Yeah...

by cee-em-kay April 5, 2011

shitton

Shitton (n.): 1) An ambibously large number, larger than a crapton, but less than a holyfuckton.

by KiPpIe :D June 10, 2003

Shitton

More than one, usually plural, but less than 10

How many topless photos you got?! Not one but 6?! That’s a shitton

by Thatnoteggshellcolorpersonthur February 13, 2018

Shitton

(n.) 2,000 Pounds (lbs.) of fecal matter (Poop, aka dung, aka manuer, aka crap, aka shit, aka poopoo, aka should i keep going?, aka #2, aka you get the point, aka stool, aka seriously im done, aka droppings)

(n.) Can also refer to the feeling after eliminating a shitton from your body.

Copyright NMH

After eating my Chipotle Burrito, which was very delicious, I pooped a shitton.

by NastyIsTakenQuestionmarkFrown October 21, 2009