The act of cracking eggs into a females vagina and then getting a dildo and scrambling the eggs. Once scrambled you eat the girl out along with the eggs.
by Dylan kirby August 05, 2010
Occurs when a woman is performing MATM (messy ass to mouth) and is so disgusted that she pukes on the man's dick. The resulting mix of shit, puke and semen, typically covering the man's dick, is called a Pinette Scramble.
He jammed his dick down her throat at the moment of climax. His shit covered cock was too much for her. She barfed on his cock resulting in quite a Pinette Scramble. Of course he used her hair to clean up.
by Buckminster Futter July 11, 2014
Spitting thouroughly on the vagina, so it looks foamy, then "tinkling" into the spit to make it yellowish. OR, eating out using so much saliva while she urinates, so that a thick yellowish foam develops on her vagina. Hard scrambled eggs is when after making the yellowish foamy substance ontop of the vagina, he drives himself into her, usually either missionary style or with her on top.
My friend got tired of eating so much tossed salad, he and his girlfriend got adventurous and had some soft scrambled eggs.
by Dell Dimen January 15, 2007
by Wrong turner September 13, 2009
When a chick is polishing a dude's knob and he jizzes in her ear, and then he rubs it profusely up and down.
by Shakira Jones March 12, 2006
"Man, that chick has a nice rack and a great tan."
"Nah, the fake-and-bake gave her scrambled eggs."
"Nah, the fake-and-bake gave her scrambled eggs."
by Pimp Jude January 11, 2007
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