Scrambled Ham

The vagina is excessively loose and resembles ham being scrambled in a pan.

I ate my girlfriends scrambled ham and it was all over my face.

by josh grier July 26, 2005

Pinette Scramble

Occurs when a woman is performing MATM (messy ass to mouth) and is so disgusted that she pukes on the man's dick. The resulting mix of shit, puke and semen, typically covering the man's dick, is called a Pinette Scramble.

He jammed his dick down her throat at the moment of climax. His shit covered cock was too much for her. She barfed on his cock resulting in quite a Pinette Scramble. Of course he used her hair to clean up.

by Buckminster Futter July 10, 2014

scrambled eggs

Spitting thouroughly on the vagina, so it looks foamy, then "tinkling" into the spit to make it yellowish. OR, eating out using so much saliva while she urinates, so that a thick yellowish foam develops on her vagina. Hard scrambled eggs is when after making the yellowish foamy substance ontop of the vagina, he drives himself into her, usually either missionary style or with her on top.

My friend got tired of eating so much tossed salad, he and his girlfriend got adventurous and had some soft scrambled eggs.

by Dell Dimen January 16, 2007

Scrambled Egg

The act of abortion through use of male genatalia.

Leroy gave Sally a scrambled egg while Johnny was at work.

by Wrong turner September 13, 2009

scrambled egg

When a chick is polishing a dude's knob and he jizzes in her ear, and then he rubs it profusely up and down.

Matt gave Kiera a nasty scrambled egg, and then she shit on his face.

by Shakira Jones April 16, 2006

Scrambled Eggs

The wrinkled, fried appearance of a chick's nipples after she has been tanning a lot.

"Man, that chick has a nice rack and a great tan."
"Nah, the fake-and-bake gave her scrambled eggs."

by Pimp Jude December 13, 2008

scrambled beg on toast

when someone is attention seeking on social media

Omg her picture of in hostpital is so scrambled beg on toast

by MitchellR457 June 18, 2017