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Get the Renzo mug.1. A person who will promise picutres of hot girls, then months later decide to fake it only to be caught hours later, then finally after another few months actually deliver, only then do you find out she wasnt anything like how he described her as.
2. Big talker
3. Liar
2. Big talker
3. Liar
by Abercrombie Giovanni December 29, 2007
Get the Renzo mug.Noun. When you shit out a massive telephone pole sized turd, so big you don't know how you didnt go out like Elvis pushing it out, a medical marvel that an anus could have that much elasticity without damage, the heinous log ranging in dimensions between a full size can of Pringles up to 3 standard peanut butter jars stacked on top of one another, so big that if found in the wilderness it would perpetuate the legend that Bigfoot may in fact be real & is pooping in your county. It's also commonly a fairly dense specimen that holds it's shape indefinitely no matter how long it soaks in the water, it will hold it's form so well you could pick it up & use it as a weapon, or donate it to an art school for the pottery class since it's pretty damn close to a clay like consistency. If you left one of these at your friends house, it most likely ended the friendship. It's water & chemical resistant, fire retardant, the only true way to get this fucker down the toilet is by breaking it apart with brutal force with a harder material, perhaps a carbide machete would be best, or if one is in a pinch a sturdy metal coat hanger can be used.
Jake: Man I just took a big runyon at Phil's house & I can't get it to go down!
Steve: Groty man he's gonna kill you if he has to deal with it . Better get the poop knife & start hacking it apart.
Steve: Groty man he's gonna kill you if he has to deal with it . Better get the poop knife & start hacking it apart.
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