Roofer

Roofer is not just an occupation but also a way to insult someone. Usually used in a sentence with the same words as piece of shit, broke ass, drunk ass, loser ass, and drug addict ass. Roofers are usually known to have more beer in their body than water and also contain one or more semi illegal substances in their blood stream. On a job interview, saying that you are a former crackhead or have been incarcerated is a bonus. Can always be spotted driving anything they can strap a ladder on or at the nearest convince store asking for a twenty spot. Older roofers look beat down by sun exposure and hard labor. You can tell by that their backs look like an old wrinkled leather couch. Roofers always live each day to party and are stuck in a continuous spiral. Even when they get a paycheck, they still don’t have any money due to their child support, fines, paying back loans, and their crazy ass girls. Roofing takes a crazy ass person to endure the hardships, but at least they are good in bed. (Raw dogging expected)

Jannett, what does your boyfriend do for a living?

Dad he’s a roofer

Oh my gosh honey where did we go wrong?

by Mjc1125 May 3, 2018

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Someone who doesn't have the patience to wait, and just yells ROOOOOO.

Player 1: We won't begin until we have 10 players.
Player 2: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Player 3: smh, this rooer

by ciaran284 April 22, 2019

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A less offensive version of redditfag . Can used for people who Praise Keanu Reeves like a god,say things like "Minecraft good Fortnite bad" , Call people Boomers When get triggered by an unpopular opinion and Call everyone using Instagram Normies.

This kinda peoplemostly appear on;
r/pewdiepiesubmissions,r/teenagers and r/dankememes .

Roomer cames from R= Reddit
Ro=Robot,which means that these people are like robots,seems like programmed to one opinion.

A:Minecraft Good,Fortnite Bad
B:Shut the fuck up roomer

by justalperen November 20, 2019

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