Religion

Something that ruins the world. Religion has caused more suffering and death then anything else.

All the Jews that died in the Holocaust we're discriminated cause of their religion.

by GreatestBryanever November 15, 2007

Religion

Ones natural or supernatural bias, preconception, assumption or opinion of, concerning, or pertaining to the cause, nature, and purpose of
a. the universe
b. Life
c. Spirit
d. Morality (ethics)
e. humanity
f. relationships
g. economic stablity
h. ecologic stablity
i. Freedom
j. government
k. education (wisdom)
l. Death
m. after-life
n. the natural world (universe)
o. the supernatural world (universe)
ergo, a system of (beliefs, ideas, doctrine, orthodoxy, or dagma) that is not based on, but rather is used to interprete or explain, the observable data around us.
i.e. religion is a bias, preconception, assumption, or opinion that dictates how we interprete the physical and or metaphysical universe.

Science, as defined as 'the search for truth' is not a religion; science as defined as 'the search for naturalistic causes' is a religion as it assumes that there can only be a 'natural cause' for everything.

Naturalism, the idea or belief (assuption) that everything has a natural origin (cause), is the secound oldest religion.

by William Harwell May 3, 2006

Religion

An honorable reason to defraud oneself and others.

I was so lost untill I found religion.

by Sumwizeguy September 30, 2017

Religion

Religion is usually composed of the belief in god or gods and the worship of said god or gods. A religion usually has a holy book that is supposed be to read to get moral instructions and guidance but the believers are usually to lazy to read it.

Basically, bullshit. Especially when people try to teach creationism in schools or prevent people from getting married because of it.

There are two extreme sides of the spectrum. There's the atheist who despises religious people and argues about pretty much anything that has to do with religion. These people usually think of themselves as superior in intellect than the religious sheep. And then there's the religious person (usually a christian) who hates people of other religions/no religion and tries to outlaw all their fun.

by SmarterThanEinstein October 11, 2018

Religion

Many types of ridiculous superstitions that are really mean't to keep you in line so the more powerful and rich leaders don't have to.

If you do bad things in life and don't believe in the higher power of your religion, you burn for eternity when you die, or you are excommunicated by your former friends and family, or you worship Satan, or like in the old days, you are killed or tortured.

by Josh Voorhees May 26, 2008

Religion

The reason the world is shitty, and the reason the world will end horribly.

Maybe if we all didn't try to blindly follow a religion, there wouldn't be so many wars and people dying for no reason.

by antireligiouszombies June 17, 2010

Religion

Worse than the government. Religion is an unnecessary organization of people with a unanimous belief on a fictional celestial being living in the sky. It is an organization disguised to conduct moral standard but in reality, it is a money grubbing, mind controlling bastards who can't understand science.

"Religion is bullshit" - George Carlin

Teacher: Class, does anyone knows why God forbid Adam and Eve from eating the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge?

Students: So, that sin won't spread to the people

Teacher: No! It's because God feared that one day, people might discover that He actually doesn't exist

by oldemberg April 29, 2014