optical rectumitis

When your eyeball gets crossed with your asshole and you have a shitty outlook on life.

Bob's constant, unbending criticism of Joan lead her to beleive that he suffered from a bad case of optical rectumitis.

by Jack Squat March 27, 2003

recumbent

A pedal bicycle or tricycle ridden in a seated or laying down position. A recumbent is far more comfortable than the conventinal upright bicycle and racing models have far supirior aerodynamics allowing them to attain much higher speeds for a given effort level. Recumbents were banned from major races in 1934 due to the fact they give the riders an unfair advantage.

Recumbents are commonly referred to as 'bents for short (don't forget the apostrophe)

I am going for a ride on my recumbent.

by 'Bent Triker December 19, 2004

cranial rectum inversion

Sticking yur head up your ass.

by your mamma February 26, 2003

Ruptured rectum

a rectum(anus) that has been penitrated causing seepige of body fluids (mostly blood) through the anus

His ass was disgusting, he had a ruptured rectum!

by Sam December 8, 2004

Oral Rectumy

A surgical procedure to cut the line running from a persons rectum to thier mouth to keep them from talking shit.

Guy1: Man, I got some BJ and P from Julie last night, blasted on her face, then I bolted like a skeet skeet bandit.
Guy2: Her mom is right behind you; you need an oral rectumy.

by Bill Hawko August 20, 2010

rectum rag

Toilet paper for the poor.

Dagnamit, use both sides of the rectum rag, ya idjit.

by Kool Kolino January 2, 2005

Rectum Mc Foreskin

having anal sex

hey babe, do you wanna meet Rectum Mc Foreskin?

by Rectum Mc Foreskin. April 25, 2009