receipt roulette

Order an appetizer for the table, then ask for seperate checks with your respective meals, and see who gets stuck with the appetizer. Similiar to credit card roulette.

Let's play receipt roulette and order some nachos.

by Tyranus Maximus May 25, 2009

Receipt of Deceit

The sheets of toilet paper that secretly stick to you even as you exit the bathroom.

Get a load of the Receipt of Deceit on that guy's shoe! He must've paid the roll troll a lot of turdage in that transaction.

by Mountbatten BLAMMO™ August 1, 2011

Recession Ride

A prostitute that lowers her prices for the changing economy.

"Man, Shelly understands my financial needs, and gave me a recession ride."

by rage-cage September 18, 2012

Recember

When all of the holiday decorations and festivities give you deja vu.

Bobo put up the same Christmas decorations he’s put up for the last decade this Recember.

by HumaneAnimal December 9, 2017

recede

go or move back or further away from a previous position.

"the flood waters had receded"

by ssjebdgw cgydvgx May 28, 2019

fit receptionist

A really fit and horny mother 'ucker of a receptionist who gets stared at by stalker "smonzie"

fit Receptionist at Thornleigh

by man 32145 June 12, 2009

at recess

1. when you quit a hobby for an extended period of time

2. when you lose interest in a project or procrastinate to avoid finishing it

Aaron started fixing his truck, but now it's just sitting since he's at recess.

by Low01silveradO June 19, 2016