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Chip Reader

When you shove a credit or Id card up someone's ass
Person#1-Give me a chip reader
Person#2-YES PLEASE!
by gayfag14141 August 20, 2019
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sparx reader

If you thought bedrock learning was bad, buckle your seatbelts boy, because the satanic company that is sparx learning (the absolute fucking monsters that made the Guantánamo Bay torture device, sparx maths) released a website called sparx reader. sparx reader is a nightmare to consume more of the student's time that could be going into curing AIDS or burning down the Church of England (fuck them) and if a school decides to implement it at school, fuck them, and i hope all their staff get into a horrific car accident
guy 1: getting waterboarded is a nicer way to spend my evening than using sparx reader
guy 2: real
by schmahman May 27, 2024
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Dear reader.

I know Heatherly sent you to see this definition.
by Randommboiy November 29, 2022
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Sole reader

Like a palm reader but someone who trades the soles of someone’s feet
What do you do for work?”
“I’m a sole reader
by Fdggghhgcjj August 14, 2022
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Mind Reader

A Mind Reader is a person or machine that can tell what other people are thinking. Three things a mind reader should never do is, reveal their secrets, disrespect privacy, and gossip.
Josh: “Hey mind reader! How do u read minds? Tell me your ways!!”

Mind reader: “I shall not it is wrong for me to reveal my secrets.”

Josh: “I understand and respect that.”
by Oxford Dctnry August 16, 2019
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Lurky-reader

People on the Internet who lurk around reading tons of posts on social networks and other sites without even once making a comment or contributing to it
"Saw the whole tybattle you had with Simon on lea 's picture." "why didn't you comment? "' nah, I'm more of a lurky-reader"
by Conjuringwords April 1, 2015
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L reader

marias waterbottle looks like a 711 slushie cup
by AVa setcase ;) 8====D May 30, 2022
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