Spider Puppet

A spider, after it dies and goes to hell and confronts satan. The spider then must go through one of satans challenges to see what his fate will be. If he can't complete the challenge he gets tranformed into a ethereal black and wooden spider with a pink penis protruding from it. It also appears to be controlled by strings and can float and is now a spider puppet.

Whoa, look at that spider puppet.

by Clout Daniels May 13, 2009

No Puppet

The ultimate expression for shutting bitches down during an argument; a metaphorical wall of words that repels cucks, cunts, liars and Rosie O'Donnell.

"Go to HillaryClinton dot com for live fact-checking."-Cunt

"No puppet. No puppet."-Pepe

"Shit."-Cunt

"You'd be in jail."-Pepe

by Herman Boone October 30, 2016

sweater puppets

tittttt-ayyyyyssss inside a sweater that you play with...like puppets

He was playing with her sweater puppets in the back of her car.

by sassyquatchjt October 9, 2009

Master Of Puppets

The greatest Metallica song. From the "Master Of Puppets" album. James Hetfield says it's has many meanings. Most people say it's about drugs.

Metal head 1 - Master Of Puppets is the greatest song ever!
Metal head 2 - NO! Stairway to Heaven is!

by ZombiedDeath May 30, 2009

Dick puppet

Noun: When a man gets fucked in the asshole so hard that his dick is used as a puppet by the top, usually used in a threesomes to fuck a third male in the ass.

"Dude, Kev wore Dave as a dick puppet last night right into Tim's asshole."

by WeenMaster September 24, 2017

cunt puppet

A female who thrashes about spewing obscenties while being vaginally fisted.

My exgirlfriend was a proper lady in public but turned into a raging cunt puppet when I'd cram a hand up her twat.

by stonelotus June 9, 2009

bitch puppet

A prison inmate that is of a low status and whos hind quater is the property of a higher ranked inmate

come here you little bitch puppet prepare to be boarded

by Bovine July 16, 2008