Melon Plucker

a black person, also see coon

black man: you damn cracker always gettin up in ma grill

White man: shut you fucking mouth you damn melon plucker

by skello_nig July 25, 2010

brother pucker

instead of mother fucker making it cute.

you brother pucker, you're dead meat. I will kill you.

by Loyam July 28, 2016

Pucker

(v.) A state where the rim of the rectum contracts and causes imbalance and partial blindness. This is often followed by the massive power-trips and the collision of body to ground. Recent studies done by scientist Nathan baily have shown this disorder is 1000% more likely in power-tripping, middle aged, bald, stealers fans.

Herold Gifferd, AKA "Giffy Gou" states, "I was just cutting wood on top of a hill and all the sudden i heard someone shout for me and i ran down to introduce myself. Was running down the hill and i started the phrase"MY NAME IS HEEERRROOLLLL......" and then and their it happend i puckerd.... i felt my rectum tighten and a flash of pain shot up my blader. It felt as if my recutum tightend on a thousand pieces of glass. I went down like a sack of fat shit (o wait i am one). It took months to recover but with proper medication and diligece i will overcome my disorder

by Cowboy13 September 12, 2012

puckering asshole

When ones asshole becomes pouty & wet from sweat as a result of arousal.

"I was preparing to penetrate from behind when I saw his puckering asshole tho, I couldn't help but stare & admire it's juicyness"

by Thotler💁 July 23, 2015

phucker

1. geigh method of spelling another word.

2. said word is also a screen or user name for a popular skateboard online forum.

3. person using said name posts boring and meaninless attempts at flaming people on forums.

4. a spineless person that's too afraid to list an electronic mail address in his profile, thus rendering him an anonymous entity. (also see: flamer)

5. more at: troll.

6. very much like the dreaded gayrab. all bark and nothing to backup the bite.

Heather: Like, ohmyGod. That phucker person is SUCH the loser for posting his hatred against positive peeps.

Andrea: I know. He's SO not cool. Typical internet troll mode of operation. Prolly can't keep a gf either. HA!

by Anonymouse April 21, 2005

pink pucker

When someone bends over and you see there anus is pink and puckered. Almost like it is going to blow you a kiss.

Joe bent over and his cheeks spread. I got a really good look at his pink pucker.

by Hip no tiz er April 26, 2006

Orifice Puckering Compound

Orifice Puckering Compound marketed and sold under the name OPC. A powdery compound created from grape seed extract and pushed by network marketers and MLM companies that promises to be a cure-all and sold for an inflated price.

I bought this crap from my brother called OPC. When he told me the price, my asshole puckered up tight as a drum. That shit should be called Orifice Puckering Compound, not OPC!

by MayorPogo May 13, 2010