the intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment

EA's justification on reddit for Star Wars Battlefront 2, claiming they weren't money hungry assholes, but the reply received over 600,000 downvotes.

EA: The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes.
EA: *Gets over 600,000 downvotes*
EA: Shit.

by Boisin sauce April 02, 2018

Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May

Canada has snow.

Joe: Yo dog, what’s the weather like in Canada?
Sally: Provides 75% of our fruits and veggies from October to May.
Joe: oh shit, I better wear a coat and some boots.

by Captain Figurative April 04, 2020

Alabama Health Care Provider

When your father gets a splinter in his finger so you suck his cock

A shit I need my Alabama Health Care Provider

by Ami Pond January 19, 2024

good provider

How a trophy wife describes her slob-of-a-husband that has no redeeming qualities.

"Yeah, he's a dud that bores the hell out of me but he's a good provider."

by juan phat kat September 21, 2018

provid

the real spelling of the word “provide”

A: Bro, do you know what we provid?
L: Fuck no, tell me

by gigglewakadu April 28, 2023

Provid

Pro covid-19, anti- vaxer. Someone who does not believe in vaccinations and would rather contract the virus!

That provid is talking crap again!

by brooker June 29, 2021

providing context

Nice way of saying serving cunt

Bless your heart. I’m just providing context.

by Giving Brat July 28, 2024