prison pussy

A "prison pussy" is a configuration of facial hair which surrounds a man's mouth (also known as a "goatee"). This ironic term is intended to insult a man who thinks his well-trimmed facial hair makes him look tough. The overt implication of the term is that men in prison would use his mouth like a vagina. This insult is especially powerful when it is spoken by a woman.

Do you know that guy John? He's a white guy, about 6 feet tall, with a prison pussy.

by ~jasonc July 7, 2006

prison blues

Description of the state-issued clothing worn by California inmates, but it’s true meaning is entirely less literal.

Man, I got the prison blues and I got ‘em pretty bad.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019

prison dog

Slang for a man who’s been incarcerated for so long he begins to do things like mark territory on the yard and ravenously wolf down other people’s food when they’re not looking.

That prison dog took a big dump on the track the other day wearing this wide, weird canine smile!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 4, 2020

Si! He dejado en libertad los prisoneros y ahora vengo por tis!

Spanish for "Yes! I have freed your prisoners and have now come for you!"

Made famous by Guybrush Threepwood in Monkey Island.

"Madre de dios! It's El Pollo Diablo."
(Acoustic guitar bit)
"Si! He dejado en libertad los prisoneros y ahora vengo por tis!"

by Snake February 22, 2005

Prison Eyes

The cold hard glare and general shifty-eyed mannerisms of one who has been behind bars.

"Watch that guy, he's got some crazy Prison Eyes"

by Tickles August 25, 2006

prison

A great way of dealing with Pedophiles, R. kelly, and all NAMBLA members.

In prison, it is considered to be of great honor to kill a child molester.

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

Prison Wife

An inmate who befriends a fellow prisoner, performing the duties normally expected of a wife (yes, that as well). This is normally in exchange for protection or just to avoid being passed around the other prisoners like a box of chocolates.

‘Wives’ must defer to their men. They are expected to do domestic work, for instance keeping the cell tidy and making their ‘man’ tea. Most importantly, they are expected to be constantly available to their ‘husbands’ for sex.

by MarcGJ May 21, 2004