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Community Outreach Programme

The phrase used by a man to explain and defend his copulation with a variety of ugly woman.

Similar, but not identical, to the commonly known "charity bang", a Community Outreach Programme differs from the aforementioned "charity bang" insofar as it involves the systematic banging of numerous women over an agreed time period
Lad 1: Man, landed a grenade there mate...
Lad 2: All part of my Community Outreach Programme bro. I like to give something back - like Chlamydia
Lad 1: Respect.
by BRG18 March 30, 2011
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JavaScript programming

Similar to booty call, JavaScript programming is to have, or desire, a sexual encounter with someone.
Man, she was sweet, I wanted to do some JavaScript programming with her.
by spaceman spiff October 24, 2005
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Programmatic Prostitute

Someone who uses a job to work on something other than that job. Someone who lies about where they are, claiming they are doing their job. Someone who claims hours on a time card that can't possibly be true.
A: Dan said he worked from home on Saturday for 26 hours!

B: Really? John said he saw him out looking at used cars this weekend.

A: Do you think he is claiming hours and he is not working?

B: Oh he may be busy, but not at the job he was hired to do. I am sure his Doctoral Dissertation will be the best in his graduating class based on the hours he’s claiming.

A: He's a real programmatic prostitute.
by Stinky MacBurr December 15, 2009
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programmers curse

the 'programmers curse' is a common issue where you learn enough of a programming language that there is no longer any major new information you can learn about it, making it boring, you know how to do most anything you need to in that language and no longer want to make anything in it. This is possibly due to a lack of creativity and or lack of a long attention span, you learn the language and have no creative ideas how to use it in a way that entertains you.
John: Hey a few months ago didn't you tell me you were learning Python? Make anything cool in it?
Kevin: Yeah I learned the language pretty well but now because of my programmers curse, I haven't made anything interesting yet.
by Hanokite November 15, 2017
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Programator

That guy is a master programator.
by Programmator November 13, 2020
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Turd programmer

Someone who potty trains or teaches animals, children or adults how to use the bathroom.
That dog has been poopin' all over the house! Dammit, Mable, call in a turd programmer!
by DoctorShockwave January 25, 2009
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programmer

A dood that Builds code for everything on your Computer. He understands a whole bunch of code that may look like jibbirish to you.
A programmer can understand this:

#!/usr/bin/perl
my@"A,M";
my@"N,Z";

if input="(@'A,M'; 'N,Z')";
print"asdf"
}
else
{
print"qwerty"
by Rhibbon March 17, 2008
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