Procrasturbating

Pleasuring one’s self as a means of putting off work or other obligations

Dude I have a research paper due tomorrow but I spent the entire afternoon procrasturbating.

by MoonToast September 20, 2021

Procrasturbating

Taking procrastination to the next level and avoiding a specific task or situation by masturbating instead.

Instead of completing her essay, Lauren spent the afternoon procrasturbating.

by Quadzilla333 January 5, 2022

Procrasturbating

Procrastinating by means of masturbation

I had to hand in that piece of coursework today but sadly spent the whole weekend in my wank-pit procrasturbating

by Wanana March 24, 2022

Procrastibating

Pretty much killing two birds with one stone...

I enjoy procrastibating because that way, I can fuck my hot teacher in TWO different ways!

by Some girl in a college class February 6, 2013

procasterbaiting

When someone waste time master baiting instead of doing what there doing

I was procasterbaiting and I didn't get my work done

by Havox blast November 25, 2013

procraturbating

If you are masterbaiting instead of doing the things you should do.
It is simply procrastination and masturbation combined into one word, since you need to make things simpler and shorter, if you have only hand to type.

You:Man I need to write a 15 page essey, seems like I have to pukl an all nighter
Friend: Man you had 2 weeks to finish it, why are you always procrastinating it
You: Not exactly, i was procraturbating the whole week

by feyn January 17, 2015

procrastibating

When you should be working, but you masturbate instead.

Sick of procrastinating? Try procrastibating!

by CJ Moose January 14, 2016