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positive jamming

A type of mob-based socialism seen frequently in the Internet Age in which the intent is to stifle and even eliminate political debate and opinions contrary to the mob. Especially popular among folk singers, baristas and people who thought that turning their bodies into bad kitsch art sounded like a nifty idea at the time.
"Did you see that web site that said young voters are 'fashion follow monkeys' and that Obama is manipulating us? Let's go lay some positive jamming on them. If that don't shut them up, we can even launch a denial of service attack."
by Freddie Knuckles January 24, 2010
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Gay-Positive

A person who has absolutely no issues with sexual orientation.
I don't have any problem with you being gay, I'm completely gay-positive, diversity of sexual orientation is part of nature, and besides, it's your right.
by omshanti December 15, 2011
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Amazon Position

During intercourse a woman lays a man down proper like by splitting his legs and throwing them over her shoulders. She then proceeds to get on top and reverses the roll of missionary position.
Guy: Tom! You are not going to believe how Agatha had me last night gurl. We tried The Amazon position and I didn’t know I was ready.

Tom: gurl yaas
by Sallyumlots January 11, 2018
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69 position

Dumbass its number is positioned before 68 and 70
You dirty mind bitch
Person 1: What is 69 position

Person 2: Stupid ass 68;69;70
by fat ass 27 October 3, 2022
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Motorcycle Sex Position

A sex posision based on the way you would ride a motorsycle. The man sits on his knees and uses his hands on a invisible steering wheel, accelerating and humping the woman, who is bending over like she would in a doggie sex position.
Girl 1 "How is you'r sex life going?"
Girl 2"It's great, we just tried the motorcycle sex position. He drove me hard" c
by MattisCreationsMatMja May 26, 2017
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pole position

first car to arrive to a red light (sarcastic)
Driver exclaimed, "F@!#, pole position again!", as he caught the fifth red light in a row.
by James_Hunt February 14, 2008
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Obama Position

The sexual position where two or more people get into a bed and spend 15 to 45 minuets each talking about how the sex is going to be and of all the sexual positions in which they will do that night. Afterwards, neither of them do any of those previously promised things and just go to bed.
We wanted to do safe sex after the prom, so my girlfriend and I decided to do the Obama Position. Needless to say, neither of us were satisfied that night.
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by SolarKneecaps June 6, 2011
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