Poopshake

A dance resemblng the motion used to remove the last little nugget while pooping.

"Everybody do the poopshake!"

by theloneas August 29, 2006

Poonus

When you poop out of your penis.

Unfortunately, little Timmy was born with a poonus.

The poonus is a medical condition that rarely people you are born with.

by dolly29 August 8, 2017

double poops

When you have extremely bad diarrhea that when you're shitting two turds come out at the same time.

"Dude, I just had the worst double poops in my life."

by GeneralGorlock June 19, 2018

poopsex

An experimental artistic phenomenon in which two or more participants embark on a self-expressive free-form collision of defecation, fornication, and art. This creative odyssey blurs the line between body and feces, unifying them as a medium of expression that pushes the boundaries of reality and explores the essence and purpose of life itself.

Tobias: That 72-hour session of poopsex completely renewed my creative energy and irreversibly altered my conception of reality.

Dave: WTF are you talking about man, you smeared shit all over strangers at an orgy

Tobias: Don't be so cynical, Dave. Open your mind to the redeeming artistic qualities of expressive coprophilia.

by jwk93 February 27, 2013

air poops

A really bad fart that smells like poop but no poop is present. Sometimes followed by poop sweats and then the poop chills.

Dude did you just poop your pants!?!?

No, I've just got the air poops which means I better find a bathroom soon! Pooping is my priority right now!

by daaangdude January 7, 2012

pooposite

when you are trying to say that something is the opposite of something, but it's either bad or hilarious.

I'm the pooposite of drunk right now.

by un false December 8, 2010

poopscoop

scooping up someones poop and laying it on their mouth, they awaken with a mouth full of turd and usually beat you up.

friend: what happened to Larry?
You: oh he got beat up by Bob
Friend: Why?
You: He poopscooped him

by mr.farwelllmo May 16, 2011