pontiac

'Poor ol guinea wishes he could afford a car'

Hey, look at that kids..The guy who couldnt even afford a 1974 used gremlin was found on urban dictionary putting down pontiacs, even though he could never afford to buy or drive one. HA

No wonder youre out of work and have no money, you must spend all your free time on urban dictionary hating.

by rca3 September 24, 2006

penutbuttery buttsex

the act of smearing penut butter on and around an anus, and then fucking the shit out of it, using the penut butter as lubrication.

john: hey, didnt you fuck mary last night?
sam: yeah man i gave her a little penut buttery buttlove
john: you mean penutbuttery buttsex?
sam: yeah dude, poopsex.

by heck yes September 10, 2008

penutbutter and jelly sandwitch

a penutbutter and jelly sandwitch is very simple. You take 2 peices of bread and spread penutbutter on one slice and jelly on the other. Then you put the two peices together and eat. there are many different versions of this such as: penutbutter and banana, penutbutter and marshmellow fluf, ect.

hey mom, and you get me a penutbutter and jelly sandwitch please?

by jake burnt May 11, 2006

pontiac

p- poor
o- old
n- nigger
t- thinks
i- it's
a - a
c- caddilac

man that nigga thinks that crappy pontiac is a nice caddy

by ginsy May 5, 2008

Ponte'd

Being helped by someone who ends up making you really think about your life and your choices so far, in order to better understand the topic you originally needed help with.

You just got ponte'd!

by Kraaton September 9, 2016

pontagles

The ratio of fat versus muscle on a fish

My friend said my fish wasn’t big cause it wasn’t fat, he didn’t know about the pontagles rule, where muscle ways more than fat. My fish was a lean, mean, fighting machine with huge pontagles!

by ProFisherMan October 15, 2022

Ponte fecha

'Set a date' - A spanish tiktok slang used to send someone to set a date for suicide

Person A comment: Your mom is in my wardrobe!
Person B comments: Ponte fecha

by Dazaizai October 27, 2023