The Pooter

The pooter makes the most realistic fart noises known to man. The pooter is used to get funny reactions out of people.

Hold the pooter in your hand and squeeze it as you walk by someone They will either look, become disgusted,or walk away real fast, and possibly all of the above and more!

by The World Famous Pooter January 13, 2009

POLTER

A strategy to silence political opponents by attempting to destroy their economic prosperity. POLTER is an acronym for "Political Offense Leads To Economic Revenge".

POLTER is a strategy often used by Highly Offendable Groups (HOGS) when facts do not favor their most cherished beliefs. Historically, fear and intimidation have been just as successful, if not more, than logic and debate in silencing opponents, not to mention quicker and more expedient (for example, the ignorant are rarely swayed by logic, but fear is universal).

A former president of Harvard once suggested that genetics might be responsible for the disparity between men and women in the highest positions of math and science. It was merely a suggestion, but unfortunately one that was heretical to feminist groups. Subsequently, they decided to POLTER him, spearheading a campaign to get him fired and stigmatized by the media so that his next employment opportunity would be at least less prestigious and profitable than the current one.

by FigurinOutLife November 5, 2007

poster's remorse

when you post a word on UD, but then change your mind and would like to remove it

After I submitted one or two words, I suffered from poster's remorse- now I'd like to remove them and I don't know how

by Meadow Soprano November 9, 2005

pooter hooch drippings

Used to describe a female dog menstratating and the discharge of excrement.

I can't believe all of the pooter hooch drippings Fifi left on the rugs and carpets today!

by tastiboi January 28, 2010

Porterized

Someone that where's tight shirts, does over a 100 arm curls a day and murders music.

That was a really good song who the fuck porterized it

by Peter Whitewhitewhite May 5, 2020

Pootercruising

Neologism/Portmanteau: Pooter Cruising

The willful, purposeful, and deliberate act of hunting, searching, or "cruising" for female genitalia, or the more common colloquialism, "pussy."

Commonly used to describe the hunting activity of a persevering and enduring man or woman during prolonged blue-spells (masculine, i.e., blueballitis) and wet-spells (feminine, i.e., aquagina).

Dying, my grandfather turned to me and in a whisper said, "I tell you, when at the time of your death you look back on your life, you will remember one thing. Pootercruising. When sex-deprived you go to the pub and ply ladies of loose morals with tequila, in the desperate hope of the Pooter."

by blingblongbling March 16, 2010

pooterchick

1. Female (chick) proud to be in a computer (pooter) job
2. Geek girl who rips apart or builds computers for fun
3. Gamer with lady parts
4. Woman of remarkable achievement in the world of computer science
5. Big cheese or inventress for an IT or technology company

Female hardware and software engineers, technical support and network analysts, database administrators, internet marketers, SEO gurus, e-commerce and web developers, programmers and computer scientists are all pooterchicks.

I'm a pooterchick. I do cool stuff with pooters. Got a lot more RAM than you think and an ultra-capable CPU.

Famous pooterchicks:
- Mary Lee Woods (mummy to Tim Berners-Lee)
- Sophie Wilson (designed Acorn computer)
- Carly Fiorina (ex-CEO of Hewlett Packard)
- Meg Whitman (ex-CEO of Ebay)

by seogeekbabe August 6, 2011