cracka please

this is what you say when you want a cracker

kid: cracka please
lady: here you go *gives him a cracker*
kid: thank you

by sanghyun March 22, 2008

check please

when a situation or person creates a uneasy almost awkward feeling and this term creates an out implying " time to go" Just like in a restaurant when customers are ready to leave they say check please to the waitress.

" That fool be like stuck to m like glue- almost like stocking my ass....everything was cool until today when he followed me around like a lost puppy even to my house ---"Check please"

by MollyRust May 29, 2019

pleaserwhore

A woman who is a sycophant to men in an attempt to personally avoid being the target of misogyny.

"I totally understand how men are upset about how feminism has taken their rights away. Men, we need to start championing maleness in society, and I totally support you and please don't hurt me please."

--"Was that Michelle Malkin?"
--"Yeah. What a pleaserwhore."

by dozey12 April 30, 2013

Please proceed governor

A phrase used when a person you're arguing against is about to say something really stupid and realizes it, but you want them to continue so that you can win the argument.

R: You said in the Rose Garden the day after the attack, it was an act of terror. It was not a spontaneous demonstration, is that what you're saying?
O: Please proceed. Please proceed governor.
R: I want to make sure we get that for the record because it took the president 14 days before he called the attack in Benghazi an act of terror.
O: Get the transcript.
C: It -- it -- it -- he did in fact, sir. So let me -- let me -- call it an act of terror...
O: Can you say that a little louder, Candy?
C: He -- he did call it an act of terror.

by President of Vice January 10, 2014

Girl, please...

A phrase used when talking. A way of saying "Just stop, ok?", or "That's ridiculous...", or "What were you thinking?". Usually said with a kick of sass to it.

1. Miranda: "And he said he was married and all...but he said that their relationship was rocky...so I thought that meant he could have sex with me. It wasn't my fault, really!"
Lizzy: *Rolls eyes* "Girl, please..."

2. Stacey: "...So who cares if I'm now in a thousand dollars of debt? I mean the shoes ARE really cute...right?"
Emily: "Girl, please..."

by SmilesAreLove July 13, 2010

Plekean

The act of commiting sexual acts on a freshman during a bus ride.

My friend commited Plekean with 2 girls, when on the bus ride to a school related field trip.

by CountryBoy11 November 5, 2011

Please no johns

When someone was making excuses to win an argument or an excuse to win an argument, say please no johns.

Person one: If my neutral air actually connected I would've wo-

Reggie: please no johns.

by 9dohead October 7, 2020