You know what a platonic friend is to a woman? It's like a dick in a glass case. In case of emergency , break open glass!
Chris Rock : Bring The Pain (1996)
Chris Rock : Bring The Pain (1996)
by FreshOrange October 15, 2018
n. A semi-regular sushi date with a friend of the opposite sex you would totally get with but has a boyfriend.
"Have you eaten yet?"
"No, but I'm grabbing dinner with Jessica"
"Ah, a little platonic maki action..."
"No, but I'm grabbing dinner with Jessica"
"Ah, a little platonic maki action..."
by spicy_tuna February 20, 2009
by Sex Jerry February 23, 2013
It has nothing to do with physical activity... it's just a boner between mates or a friend. The other dude just watched too much Ronnie Johns...
by saulong April 16, 2010
A marriage between two or more people in which none of the partners have sexual intent; main purpose for a Platonic Marriage may be to gain access to the other's financial supply
Man1: Yo. I wanna marry you, sexy.
Woman1: Yeah right. You just want my money, you cunt!
Man1: Hey hey! I don't want your money, I want you!
Woman1: Ok, but if this is a Platonic Marriage where my sexual needs are not met, then I will drop you!
Woman1: Yeah right. You just want my money, you cunt!
Man1: Hey hey! I don't want your money, I want you!
Woman1: Ok, but if this is a Platonic Marriage where my sexual needs are not met, then I will drop you!
by BeerChuggin'German August 06, 2009
A platonic kiss is a kiss between two people when one or more of the engaged parties is in a relationship and is trying to remain guilt-free whilst kissing other girls/guys.
by Defiant_Lover March 25, 2016
1.sometimes when a man wants a women yet he knows she is grossed out/creeped out/not attracted to him he will attempt to get close to her claiming to be merely a "platonic friend".
2.when a women wants to be gentle to a man and not go out with him she may use a phrase similar to " I jsut want to be a platonic friend"
2.when a women wants to be gentle to a man and not go out with him she may use a phrase similar to " I jsut want to be a platonic friend"
1. Chris wanted Kristen but knew he could never have her so he claimed he just wanted to be a platonic friend
2. Jodie Foster turned down John Hinckley by saying she just wanted to be his platonic friend.
2. Jodie Foster turned down John Hinckley by saying she just wanted to be his platonic friend.
by LC Vince GT May 13, 2006