Pinocchio

anything a human brain can imagine

yo! look at that pinocchio.
Hey man do you want to pinocchio tonight?
I just pinocchio'd that guy

by thejawneaterBBS September 21, 2022

Pinocchio

The most terrifying Disney movie of all time.

A wooden child gets abducted into slavery, exploited by Satan, turned into an ass, eaten by a whale, and somehow turns into a real boy at the end. Must be Pinocchio.

by God_help_me January 6, 2023

Pinochan Hangover

A Pinochan Hangover (see also Pangover) occurs when one gets some pinocha at night which causes one or both parties in said activity to sleep like a baby. However, in the morning it often results in a desperate need for a couple more hours of sleep. When it isn’t possible to get these additional hours of sleep, a Pinochan Hangover occurs.

“Dude,you’re looking kinda rough this morning. Did you drink too much last night?” “No man, I gave her a mustache ride and pounded her like a mallard duck last night. Slept great all night but could have used a few more hours of sleep. I have a pinochan hangover.”

by Dr. Shirley January 18, 2023

Pinocchio

1. A person who becomes Prime Minister through the transom (l'imposte)
2. A male Prime Minister who is "wife-like," acting as the submissive partner in his relationship
3. Also a nickname for the Prime Minister of Mauritius - Pravin Jugnauth

Paul: Hey Anerood, your son is such a Pinocchio
Anerood: Yes

by Pinok July 26, 2023

sanding pinocchio

masturbating for a guy

Dave decided to stay in Saturday night, and spent it watching porn and sanding pinocchio.

by MarcRadsdoc June 15, 2008

Reverse Pinocchio

When you lie about the size of your cock it progressively gets smaller

Jared Vogel = Reverse Pinocchio

by EatThatPussy1956 June 17, 2018

Stinky Pinocchio

When you stick your nose inside a girl's butt while eating her out from behind

I gave kelsey a stinky Pinocchio last night i don't know what she ate but dam it smelled good

by SpunOut May 22, 2021