Mama Pinata

When you sneak into someone's home late at night and steal his or her mother away. After apprehending said mother, you cut her open and put candy inside her. She is then deployed at a birthday party for the enjoyment of children.

(I recommend using samurai sword over baseball bat due to its superior cutting capabilities)

Sara: So what can we do for his party?
Tyler: Let's get him a mama pinata.
Sara: Good call. I'll meet you at Crab's.

by WouldU2 August 27, 2010

Pink Sock Pinata

The act of giving a Pink Sock, where you engage in ravagely dry fucking ones anal cavity and pull out with one powerful thrust causing the rectum to turn inside out making that pink starfish look like a sock. After this you take heavy duty fishing line, like used for deep sea marlins and shit, and tie them to the ceiling and call all your friends over, spin the hanging hoe and simultaneously smack their face with your cocks, eventually all jizzing all over the tied up one before they pass out you cut the line, letting her fall and having the jizz splatter everywhere like candy

Hey Levi, What did you do this weekend?
Levi- "After Talabia came over, I invited the rest of my friends over to engage in a glorious Pink Sock Pinata!"

by Smackindonkeys September 1, 2023

Crafty Pinata

Before sex, hang a brightly colored pinata full of feces over the area you wish to climax in. Whilst climaxing, quickly punch the pinata open, and let the shit fall out onto you and your lover while you cum. Afterwards scream, "CRAFTY PINATA!".

You: Just the other night I pulled a crafty pinata with my bitch.. It was the bomb!

Friend: No way, dude! She let you??

You: She had no idea it was coming!

by TheHungryCouch July 27, 2011

human pinata

The act of eating so much confetti (or candy) till you're shitting nothing but in, then hanging yourself naked with a grenade in your anal cavity with a note tied to the pin saying "haha enjoy" and waiting for someone to find your body.

Person 1: Dude you look sad, what's up?
Person 2: My dad human pinata'd himself last night and I fell for the note.

by AnythingForMemes January 6, 2017

mexican pinata

Pretty much a gang bang where a girl is getting hit in the face by several male penis'

A bunch of us got together last night and gave that girl a mexican pinata!

by hopkins and cruz December 30, 2009

Oral Piñata

While receiving a blow job, just after the point of ejaculation, quickly pull your penis out of her mouth, and swing your body so that your penis hits her like a bat. If she spits out your cum, she must give you two pieces of candy. If she bleeds, she must buy you a large bag of candy.

If you fail to do one of these things, you may try again or let a friend take a shot.

Oral Piñatas are my favorite, because I get a blowjob and candy!

by JR DB December 16, 2009

Mexican Piñata

When you put hot sauce on your penis and have sex with a women giving birth.

I was at the ER last night and gave some chick a Mexican Piñata.

by hornstar1964 July 30, 2009