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pimple cognition

when a pimple can perceive verbal, physical, or spiritual acknowledgment from the external world; the pimple will show its understanding by exhibiting a throbbing or tingling sensation
In the middle of Sam and I's conversation, Sam stopped and looked at me.
"That pimple on your face is so big and ugly," Sam said to me.
My pimple began to tingle when hearing the sound of its name- I knew it was some crazy pimple cognition going on.
by nicmeister February 4, 2009
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PIMPLOL

An acronym. Peeing In My Pants Laughing Out Loud. To be used when LOL is simply not enough or in an instance where HAHAHA feels entirely played out.
Girl, remember that time at Johnny's house when you sneezed and farted at the same time? I totally PIMPLOL'ed.
by emac610 August 27, 2013
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iPod pimple

Pimples you get in your ears from Ipod headphones.
The Ipod headphones just gave me an iPod pimple.
by Simon Turkel February 21, 2007
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pubic DEATH pimples

THIS IS A PUBIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY CHEEZE WIZ

After attempting to shave ones pubic region with a FACERAZOR, one notices in horror while "smacking little johnny behind his German helmet and purple bulbous ear," "shimmying up and down the pole of love," or "touching ones self at night," that yesterday while taking a sensual shower the razor's unwanted blade caused irritation to the groin thus impregnating it with festering fireworks of pussy pimples.... as a result of poor hygiene the pimples become itchy, pussing little bitch devils of the pubis. God's final act of torture is the itchy chode!!!
EXAMPLES:
*me.
*bill clinton.
*barney the purple pedeophilic dino

The best remedy for said pubic DEATH pimples, is to mix cheese wiz and conola oil to a gooey batterey mixture, and to apply said mixture to crotch 2-3 times per day. trust me, it works. don't ask. if this doesn't work, you have genetal herpes, not Pubic DEATH pimples.
by i don't want your pitty October 20, 2008
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Pimple Popping

The man surrounds the base of his penis in whip cream, then the partner begins to preform a blow job, and then deep throats his penis and slams into the whip cream to make it splatter.
Me and Kate decided it would be fun to use whip cream in the bedroom last night, and we did some pimple popping.
by ExpertEntrepreneur August 4, 2011
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pimpleten

A gay retarded fat ass with a lot of pimples.
Bro I hate Blake, he’s such a pimpleten.
by —-deleted—- May 17, 2019
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pimple

Not to be confused with a pimp.
A red form of acne. Not a turn on.
Look at the nasty pimple on his nose!
by Mel February 25, 2003
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