plastic bieber

A twitter troll who pretended to be an 11 year old girl named Jessica, who claimed to be in love with Justin Bieber. In her twitter account, she made fun of all of the One Direction boys, saying Zayn Malik is "a Muslim terrorist" and Niall Horan "has fake everything" etc. Claimed to be having sex with her "cute sixteen year old cousin". Her fans were called her "army of plastics" Her first account was suspended because of Louis Tomlinson, one of the One Direction members, in early August 2012. After she came back to twitter in mid-September 2012 she admitted that all of the things she said weren't true, and it was all meant to be a practical joke; she's not really eleven, and she doesn't really like Justin Bieber. Right before she left twitter, Justin Bieber sent her a direct message thanking her for ending it. Her account is still on twitter, but hasn't been used since September 2012, only there to prevent impostors from taking her username.

Go to google, search up "Plastic Bieber twitter" - After her account was suspended, and she came back this was all that was left.

plastic bieber: 'I don't care about school! I just want to make a sextape with @JustinBieber and grow up to be a famous princess like Paris Hilton.'
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plastic bieber: 'sometimes I make my cousin dress like Justin before we have sex. I make him wear purple hoodies and saggy jeans lol it gets me in the mood.'
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plastic bieber: 'When I found out Niall was actually born with brown hair, I self harmed. It was the most devastating news. Worse than my grandma's death.'
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plastic bieber: 'People have been trying to delete me since day one, but @Louis_Tomlinson slayed the dragon. He is officially the white prince of twitter. '
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plastic bieber: 'OMG this is the perfect ending! Goodbye everybody! Love you Justin!'
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justin bieber - direct message ~ 'thank u for doing the right thing and not carrying this on any longer :) #respect'

by ShowerofCuntsNH November 28, 2012

float plastic

verb (used with object); to engage in the sport and or pastime of disc golf.

Once we finished smoking our doob, we proceeded to float plastic and drink our brass monkeys out on the course.

by Travis James January 18, 2008

I'm Not A Plastic Bag

Trendy cotton canvas tote released in 2007 by UK designer Anya Hindmarch. Aimed at reducing the use of plastic bags when shopping. Caused a big hype because it costs only 5 british pounds and is being resold for hundreds on the internet.
The affordability, celebrity endorsement, limited availibity and designer label have created it a much sought after fashion item.

There has been some slight controversy surrounding its "unethical" roots, as it is made in China without using locally grown or organic materials.

The I'm Not A Plastic bag is popular among softcore envionmentalists and fashionistas.

The model Lily Cole strolls the London streets with her I'm Not A Plastic bag

by Katya. P May 23, 2007

Plastic Bag of Douche

An extremely asshole-like person, or very annoying item...

"John kicked me in the leg, what a plastic bag of douche."

by Kevin Hackler July 24, 2006

Plastic Christians

Christianity not-indeed: People who wrap themselves in the cloak of Christianity while their actions are totally hypocritical in context of the faith they espouse. Ussally uppity Liberals that feel guilty about the world in general and feel obligated to make things better while only making total asses of themselves and making real Christians look bad.

These plastic christians are really beginning to annoying me.

by Goloka October 16, 2008

plastic

someone who is fake or has a false type of character.

She acts so plastic when she's around us.

by Sauni September 28, 2004

plastic

A credit card.

I borrowed my dad's plastic and bought an aircraft carrier on eBay.

by Aunt_Jemima October 22, 2003