Parched 08'

McPhee, May Long 08' when everyone remembered the alcohol and forgot the water.

"Wow, I am parched 08'"

by McPhee08 November 13, 2011

there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse

A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.

Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?

Guy 2: No what happened to her?

Guy 1: She died

Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?

Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off

Guy 2: Wtf!

by panda_patches May 7, 2013

pitched tent cop

a dick hard cop, that gets off one harrassing/arresting ppl

str8edge: " i got pulled over on for doing 28 in a 25. i was on a bike. he said that a bike must follow the same rules as a car...wudda pitched tent cop!!"

by KEGmurder December 11, 2010

patchemup

Something that should, and could be fixed but isn't, usually due to owners complete and utter lazyness.

"That car is a real patchemup."

by Joe Farrell July 18, 2007

patched24

A widely known guy who got caught being a predator also lying about his age, saying he's 17 for the past 5 years and banning anyone that confronts him about it.

Omg isn't that patched24 the predator?
Yes I think it is

by Yeet: Your Ear Eats Trucks February 23, 2025

pathed-ex

Awaiting a fed-ex package that arrives later than you wish comes from pathed-ex.

I am anxiously awaiting a package from fed-ex. It must be coming from pathed-ex.
The Christmas gifts you sent have not arrived yet. Did you send them by pathed-ex?

by kymnasium January 8, 2009

ppatched

the act of placing the vagina lips onto the forehead of another individual. The female version of "Tbagged".

Frankie passed out early one night so Samantha ppatched him. Frankie woke up the next day with dried "lip" stains on his forehead.

by Robmo February 22, 2009