Pasternakian Narcolepsy

The inability to stay awake when reading any work bu Boris Pasternak especially his most famous work Doctor Zhivago. More than 30% of High School students suffer from this condition without even knowing it. While narcolepsy is the main symptom. Other symptoms may include: Excessive amounts of drool, fatigue, eye pain, hallucinations, nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea. Suicide can also occur when combined with large amounts of alcohol. Those diagnosed with this condition should refrain from driving or using heavy machinery while reading the novel.

Guy 1: Hey man did you do the World Lit Homework last night.

Guy 2: What lit homework?

Guy 1: The Zhivago Homework.

Guy 2: Naah man, I can't. I have Pasternakian narcolepsy, I couldn't read it even if I wanted to.

by tekboi94 February 22, 2011

Pasta

Slang for copy-pasta. Usually used by someone who has been around long enough to wear out the term "copy-pasta". Pasta is usually employed by people who are not creative enough to think of their own material, but who would like to get the glory of posting something witty or funny.

Someone just reposted this pasta on 3 other meme pages.

by scooby_nerd August 9, 2013

pastor troy

Georgia based rapper whose CD releases include Face Off, Universal Soldier, By Any Means Necessary, and Face Off Pt.2. Hit songs include Vice Versa, Are We Cuttin', Ridin Big. Also used to rap with the group D.S.G.B.

"Do this shit like Pastor Troy, uh-huh, I'm Outside ho"-Crime Mob

by offspring22 July 6, 2005

pastorbation

Masturbation by a priest while hearing an especially steamy confession.

From the rustling and heavy breathing I could tell pastorbation was occurring just beyond the confessional wall.

by Cuntoleezza Rice November 10, 2006

pasta and meatballs

to have a super-slim wiry dick and some big ass nuts

douche: so she said she figured i was hung like seabiscuit altho im only 7" and thats even in dick inches! but then turns out her ex had pasta and meatballs in his drawers so i guess im worth a lot more to her.

by ed the Word September 15, 2009

i had pasta tonight

whoever said this in the (tiktok) video is feeling depressed, anxious or experiencing suicidal thoughts.

*during a tiktok*

SARAH: i had pasta tonight

*sad music playing in the background*

by ookiecookiebum June 29, 2020

Pactards

People who know hardly anything about boxing and are completely bias towards Manny Pacquiao since they love him.

Look at those Pactards yelling Pacquiao at a fight where he isnt even fighting.

by eag7 March 11, 2011